"Yyyyello, this is Mayor Pete."
"PETE YOU KNOW BACK IN THE DAY IT WAS TWO IT WAS TWO SIX DOZEN OF US AND WE GOT THINGS DONE AND"
"...... Joe?"
"GOT THINGS DONE AND THE RECORD PLAYER WAS TO THE MOON BECAUSE I WAS WITH MANDELA IN THE HELICOPTER"
"..... Mr. Vice President? Sir?"
"MANDELA TOLD ME JOE NEVER GIVE UP THE BIDENS BECAUSE THE FIFTY MILLION GUN VIOLENT AND HEY FATSO HERE'S A PUSHUP"
"Sir are you.... I was told you were calling about a running mate..."
"LEMONADE WAS A POPULAR DRINK AND STILL IS BECAUSE THE BRADY BUNCH B--B--B---BILL WAS IN CIVIL RIGHTS WITH ME AND"
"Okay look I'll um..... I'll call your office."
"LARGE GROOVES IN THE RECORDS SO THE KIDS COULD HEAR AT NIGHT THE OTHER BIDEN, YOU HORSE FACED PONY SOLDIERS AND ANOTHER THING"