2021 TheColi Top Dapped Posts of the Year

[DrBanneker]

@TradePascalSiakam @Barnett114 @Rarely-Wrong Liggins

Following on the 2021 Coli Analytics Thread here we will present the top dapped posts of 2021. The highest dapped posts are a bit lower than last year, maybe because of the end of lockdown, etc. but still were some big draws.

REVISED FOR A MISSED #1

#1 was actually missed by the web crawler and is due to @Xavier who gave a smilie only response to the furor caused by video showing gawking Indian men. At 296 daps:

At #2 with 270 daps, the honest question @Fly had for @MoveForward announcing his coming grandchild when the math showed his daughter must have been born when @MoveForward was 14.

You had a child at 14?

Tied for #2 with 270 daps is the hilarious replay by @NOSaintsFan02 of the discovery of infidelity at a taco shop by a dude finding he isn't the only person his girl is hoovering

Michael: I been kissing you and you been sucking on another nikka fukking dikk

Elizabeth: Close the door

Michael: YOU BEEN SUCKING ON ANOTHER nikka fukkING dikk

Elizabeth: Can you leave

Michael: Yo just get off that nikka right now...get off him Elizabeth

Elizabeth: Michael can you please close the door

Michael: WHY THE fukk YOU CHEATING ON ME?!

Elizabeth: Michael please close the door so he can leave

Michael: This yo shyt? This yo shyt?..

Elizabeth: oh my gosh

Michael:ANSWER THE QUESTION! WHY YOU CHEATING ON ME?!

Elizabeth: Cuz I don't fukking love you. Can you just leave?

Michael: .................

#4 with 253 daps, was @Black Ken giving encouraging words for @MoveForward family's upward mobility

Well at least she didn't have a child at 14 like you. So that progress I guess....

#5 with 240 daps is the somber comparison of a knocked out Tyron Woodley with an action figure by @K.O.N.Y

got breh looking like a action figure still in the packaging

#6 with 210 daps returns to the taco cheating story describing the effect on the simp of his girl's revelation @ball15life

The pause after she said that.....his heart shattered

 

[DrBanneker]

Honorable mentions are posts with 199 and 198 daps from @jackswstd and @Dr. Acula giving their heartfel sympathies to prosecuted members of the Jan 6th Insurrection

Here are some more folks who had their charges upgraded to felonies recently. These are all folks who were indicted by grand juries last week.

Two cops both facing 20+ years with new felony charges


CAC got his wish


Feet on Nancy Pelosi's desk getting those charges

Finally at 192 daps is @General Mills celebration of the return of the king aka Bill Cosby

Pill Cosby is byke

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

I just knew I was in the running

 

[Fly]

That post about Woodley looking like an action figure still in the packaging

 

[Pure Water]

I'll take the Bronze.

 

[Godless Socialist CEO]

Big yikes at that last one

 

[DrBanneker]

I just knew I was in the running

Did I miss you?

 

[NOSaintsFan02]

Damn that bytch fukking her side dude in the taco parking lot had me eating good

 

[Mike809]

is there a way to see which one of my post has the most daps?

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Typed all that for second place

 

[Cowboyz89]

is there a way to see which one of my post has the most daps?

I also would like to know

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

.......................

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

Did I miss you?

No but apparently The Coli did

 

[DrBanneker]

is there a way to see which one of my post has the most daps?

I can't claim I have ever last posting in the database but this one with 46 daps seems your top from 2021

Bernie should have been president.

Followed by this with 40

 

[DrBanneker]

I also would like to know

31 daps:

Aye #BothSides, how many Democrats have claimed they were cheated when they lost an an election, and then falsely told people they would magically be made President anyway?