2024 U.S. Presidential Election Thread: Donald Trump wins & will return to the White House; GOP wins U.S. Senate & U.S. House

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JD Vance had a very awkward visit to a donut shop in Georgia earlier. Trust us, it’s worse than you even think.

2/11
The way he doesn't listen to what they say and just says "ok good."

3/11
I don't think JD Vance won her vote?

4/11
"I'm JD Vance. I'm running for vice president."

"...ok."

This is a woman who doesn't need nor want your life story. She just wants to do her job and go home. And honestly, respect. I feel that in my bones

5/11
“A lot of glazed here. Some sprinkles stuff.” DO NOT ACT WEIRD. ORDER NORMALLY. WHAT DO PEOPLE EAT?!

6/11
Worker: "glazed or plain?"

JD: "plain, I like to glaze them myself"

7/11
She said :

8/11
Put the man in any actual real world situation and he turns into the most painfully weird dork. Worse than even DeSantis.

9/11
JD Vance is so embarrassing.

10/11
What a personable guy

Also, I’m with her. I wouldn’t want to be on camera with him unless I was giving the middle finger

11/11
Hello Fellow Human! I would like one of those circular items with the hole in them for *bzzzt* *errr* reasons.


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[wire28]

"I'm JD Vance and I'm running for Vice President"

"Okay..."

I know that shyt hurt him lmao.

When a black woman hit you with that “and??”



He ain’t felt that level of rejection since ABC warehouse stopped delivering to his house on Mondays

 

[jj23]

RFK so ridiculous

he looks like one of those 80's wrestlers struggling to talk cause the steroids and painkillers have taken their toll.

 

[Sghost597]

 

[Sghost597]

Every now and then... He has these weird interviews

 

[wire28]

Coach Walz said...its nothing, that's what I'm here for...I'm with whatever y'all with

I had to triple check it wasn’t Tim Balz account

Killer Kamala maybe they mean it in a killer Mike sort of way

 

[Loose]

I hope biden being inherently a 1960s racist doesn't tear down kamalas chances at winning, those gaza protest needed to be resolved months ago. Joes either doesn't care, or is too old/cognitively declined to understand the circumstances surrounding a close election. Bibi clearly wants trump to win, hes going to do what ever it takes resolve this conflict til after the election now. This needed to be resolved in December, joe being a self proclaimed zionist ( ) brought this onto us.

 

[Sghost597]

 

[br82186]

Jesus... Why can't we get rid of Cruz

I know it's Texas, but Jesus Christ these folks have Stockholm Syndrome.

Remember when the parents of Uvalde still voted for hot wheels even though the events were of his doing?

 

[Sghost597]

I hope biden being inherently a 1960s racist doesn't tear down kamalas chances at winning, those gaza protest needed to be resolved months ago. Joes either doesn't care, or is too old/cognitively declined to understand the circumstances around a close election. Bibi clearly wants trump to win, he won't resolve this conflict til after the election now. This needed to be resolved in December

They aren't going to vote Democrat. It's time to move on trying to quantify their vote when they probably wouldn't vote Democrat to begin with to be honest

 

[Sghost597]

I know it's Texas, but Jesus Christ these folks have Stockholm Syndrome.

Remember when the parents of Uvalde still voted for hot wheels even though the events were of his doing?

It's frustrating. So much corruption in Texas government and all they do is constantly raise property taxes while fukking us with Voter Suppression

 

[br82186]

this guy sucks

The ironic thing about this is that he's basically Ron DeSantis to a tee

 

[jj23]

When that lie dropped Kilmeade just saw the Smartmatic logo light up in the studio like the bat signal

Made him

 

[Micky Mikey]

Damn... MAGA continue to be a$$holes bullies. That's all they are...

These are not normal and well functioning people. To attack his special needs son in a heart warming moment IS the definition of weird. Normal adults don't do shyt like this. And to make matter worse they have a complete lack of self awareness to know how despicable they look to the average person.

 

[wire28]

They aren't going to vote Democrat. It's time to move on trying to quantify their vote when they probably wouldn't vote Democrat to begin with to be honest

I’ll personally be interested in Dearborn turnout this year. Despite the musings of some of our Allstars, this was the actual results the past two cycles. Biden won MI by 150k.

Dearborn​

• 44,997 ballots cast
• Biden -- 30,718 votes (74.20%)
• Trump -- 13,239 votes (24.23%)

How Dearborn voted in 2016:

• 40,116 ballots cast
• Trump -- 12,171 votes (30.72%)
• Clinton -- 24,940 votes (62.96%)