23 Annoying texts single chics get

[Tommy Knocks]

I knew she was going to be from NY

 

[the artist known az]

I knew she was going to be from NY

She seems like the stereotypical 20 something single white chick that lives in a studio in Williamsburg or some other hipster neighborhood who eats Gluten Free food or some bullshyt

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

All dat unabashed appropriation.

 

[iBrowse]

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

The fact that women think that a man asking them to let them know that they got home safely is annoying speaks volumes about how retarded they are.

They put you being concerned about their safety on the same level as a random dude shooting his shot for nudes smh.

 

[Claudex]

could of sworn this was a black woman

especially when she said "nah fam"

sounds like one of those down white bytches that try too hard... but only cause nikkas have gassed her up into thinking she equal cause she got some black dikk

Nah fam, besides the thumbnail picture next to her name you can tell that the person using the slang is forcing it...badly. Even c00n brehettes don't force it like this broad does. This shyt reads like a dumb-middle-class-cac-broad wrote the article with an "urban dictionary" tab open.
She wrote "Bae" with a capital letter breh. In the same line she used "Le boring"! Nobody was there to tell her that if you're gonna use AAV then extra-corny shyt like "Le boring" has GOT TO GO.

This bytch (and I rarely use the term) is confused AF trynna be "down" and white at the same time.
"...razor-toothed fukkboys..." - cac writing at its finest. Does this bytch even know what a fukkboy really is?

This shyt really fukked with me man. This shyt is as bad as watching white grandma trying to "connect" with her biracial teenager grandchild "through his/her culture" on some patronizing shyt.

 

[wet landscapes]

I can't even get thru this

squad?????
fukkboy?????

 

[street heat]

all women do is complain i swear

 

[Diondon]

skeets you my nikka but

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

somehow I think the text coli posters send or receive would be a lot weirder

1. “What are we doing tonight?” — the #squad.

Every single girl knows the encouraging texts from the squad. If you’re a single girl, you’re going out with the crew.

Every day at 5 pm, the single girl begins to receive a slew of texts (often in the group chat) asking about the debauchery you’ll be getting up to that night.


6. “Send me a pic.” – every f*ckboy

F*ckboys are always asking for pics. Sending your nudes is not something you f*ck around with. You have to be careful.

When a f*ckboy does this, the single girl will often send a picture of her cat in various yoga positions around her room. This can make the single girl feel very accomplished and clever.

10. The lack of text )))) — nobody

Being single will always mean texting droughts. It sucks, and it makes us lonely, but at least we’re all in the same boat.

11. “You up?” — some dude, 3 am

Nothing like that late-night booty call to make you painfully aware of how single you are. My bra is off, fam, I’m not going anywhere right now.

13. “How have you been?” — the guy you lost interest in six months ago

How about no.

14. “Let’s go out!” — a friend at 10 pm on a Monday

Your friends assume that being single makes you always down to go out. You’re constantly barraged with text messages asking you to party at odd hours of the night, in the middle of the week.

It happens at the most inappropriate times. Everyone thinks you must not have anything better going on.


21. “Your Uber is on its way.”

This one’s self-explanatory.

When you’re young, single and drunk, your phone is full of Uber texts. You’re a fancy bytch.

This is pretty much my life right now

 

[DAlbert]

6. “Send me a pic.” – every f*ckboy

no shame here

 

[The ADD]

This is pretty much my life right now

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

Why do you keep doing that? Are you planning on using this stuff against me?

 

[Flychologist]

The fact that women think that a man asking them to let them know that they got home safely is annoying speaks volumes about how retarded they are.

They put you being concerned about their safety on the same level as a random dude shooting his shot for nudes smh.

For real.

That's basic human decency after a late night of partying. You can't even care about them. Total c*nt-like behavior.

And 99% of that list is because of women never letting guys know that they aren't interested in them and dancing around it.

 

[The ADD]

Why do you keep doing that? Are you planning on using this stuff against me?

I wouldn't say against....................for my benefit