.

[EQ.]

.

 

[PullOutGawd]

Rep for the humor

 

[Super Ramon]

I was never a bad child

 

[Smoke]

I remember being an adult and finding the infamous "switch" which was basically a slice of tree the size of a 2x4 that my mama use to beat me with, and still being shook. Went outside and burned it and made smores.

 

[marcuz]

I remember being an adult and finding the infamous "switch" which was basically a slice of tree the size of a 2x4 that my mama use to beat me with, and still being shook. Went outside and burned it and made smores.

my moms never hit me but my grandma made me go out back and pick a switch from the tree a few times.

 

[Zero]

- How well adjusted are you?

They wouldn't know

 

[Brandon M.]

- How well adjusted are you?

- How exactly was timeout?

- How does it feel to NOT be traumatized every time you saw that "belt" ?

- How does it feel to have never experienced the best sleep of your life after getting your azz harangued and brutalized by your folks? Or enjoying the best breakfast the day after ( everything tastes better after an azz whooping FACT! you just sit there like " yooo i never noticed but grapes are decadent as shyt

"

- How does it feel to have never had a parent describe to you in detail how they are going to whoop said ass and your only response you can muster is " she giving me the itinerary on my ass whooping now? "

-Or when your homies get you in trouble and one of your neighbors/moms friends sees you and you was like

hoping they wont call your folks.....get home and moms is chilling like

.

- Or when your homies are like

instead of

when your moms decides to give you the beats in public...they adding commentary like "

she brought a waterhose to this shyt! She didn't even uncoil it!

"


- And then next day lying out your soul about how she didn't put a scratch on you

Friends: " Yoo EQ. you good? "
EQ- " Yeah bruh ,i stay ducking that shyt, she didn't really make contact

, "

Friends:

who that girl in the last gif

 

[Swing]

I was never a bad child

This

I only got smacked twice and I remember them both to this day. One of them she caught me nice with the mean backhand, her wedding ring left a cut in my eyebrow

 

[LA Fisher]

We used to get time out and our dad wouldn't let us have dessert. When our nanny moved in with us she would spank us and make us kneel down on frozen peas for hours

 

[ReggieFlare]

The smiley and gif usage

 

[Brandon M.]

who the fukkin girl in the gif brehs

 

[london]

My dad didn't beat my ass, he would beat the back of my legs

One time my mum to went my smack my ass and I turned around and she got my face

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Discipline evolves when you know Brazillian Jiujitsu.

 

[Im Kemet Rocky & I like penis]

my momma would hang me upside down and whoop me with a old garden hose..

truth is, i got off on that shyt..

one time she asked me "i know you aint piss yo dern pants"..

but i didnt piss my pants, i nutted dog wota..

 

[Regine Hunter]

i can't even tell you the abuse African parents inflict on their children