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[Silkk]

Getting paid and not even needing it

 

[charmander]

#brokeboyz we in dis bytch

@Jisselle

@The5thLetter

@BedRoomI'z



I hope y'all don't mind

 

[EQ.]

The Coli let you down breh, we're sorry

Birthdays was the worst days

 

[Icantspell]

Getting paid and not even needing it

 

[shutterguy]

Birthdays was the worst days

Off the chain with these smilies!!

 

[Silkk]

shyt can change quick

 

[ellessij]

#brokeboyz we in dis bytch

@Jisselle

@The5thLetter

@BedRoomI'z



I hope y'all don't mind

Who needs food when they can run their fingers through that hair

 

[charmander]

Who needs food when they can run their fingers through that hair

if I was on death row I would tell em to kill me by havin you sit on my face til I suffocate

 

[Malik]

Spending a lot of money today, then re-reading your post in here and remembering that at one point in your life every dollar you spent on non-food related items bore the risk of starvation

 

[EQ.]

Your fast food coming out to $2.07 but you only have $2.02 so you act like you diggin in your pockets looking for change knowing you don't have it hoping the cashier tells you not to worry about it

Or the cute hispanic chick giving you a free apple pie one time then you go back and you never see her again

 

[ellessij]

if I was on death row I would tell em to kill me by havin you sit on my face til I suffocate

Spoiler

 

[My neck and my back]

only certs a nikka eating good off of is the mints

 

[rich]

don't let the username full you

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

not going out for months with friends cause you know they would end the night eating somewhere
Going out and suggesting mcds so you can afford a mcdouble and a cup for water
going to store and while you look at food you cant afford and getting 6 for 1 ramen.
Dating a pig cac of a women cause she would feed you and fill up your tank
busting inside said pig cac women cause she wants to feel you nut or she aint buying you dinner
having to visit fam hoping theyd have something to eat cause you havent ate all day
having sex with the apt manager so she can let you get a few more weeks to pay rent
said apt manager being 53 short and fat and having to eat the box on a summer night

WOW

Please share more on the "sex" stories

 

[klutch2381]

When you go to school and your lunch is a 75 cent pack of Life Savers out the vending machine because you can't afford anything else.

When you send that text to whoever you live with before you get home like, "The lights still on?"

When you meet a girl online and she wants to hangout, but you don't want to invite her to where you live because it's a hell-hole but you also don't have any money, and limited gas. So, you spend the next 30 minutes trying to figure out some free shyt ya'all can do like, "Hey you been to ______ park?"

When you have to kick it with a BBW for extended periods of time because she has all the amenities you don't. When said BBW gets in her feelings about the circumstance on some, "Some are we just friends or what," shyt. So, you break her off periodically to keep her quiet . When she's sleep you find yourself pondering all kinda shyt in your solitude like, " Maybe I should just make her my girl? I mean, she is cute for a BBW."

When you have to call your mother/father 2-3 days in a row to butter them up before use ask them to send you some money . Your father is from the islands and before he sends the money he will admonish you for your broke negro chronicles for roughly a hour .

When a movie comes out that you really wanna see and you can't afford to go, so you're relegated to hoping a high quality cam drops. . Be watching that shyt like, "Please don't let anyone stand up during the movie

."

When you have to plan out in advance people you're going to borrow money from on some strategic Mission Impossible shyt. "Yeah, okay, T works about a mile away from the crib. I know he doesn't have a car and I know he doesn't feel like catching the bus in this heat. He usually gets off at like 5:00. I'm going to roll in there at 4:50 sharp and act like I'm browsing." He'll see me like and be like, "What's up breh ????" "shyt, nothing. Just browsing. What time you get off, breh?""A couple of minutes.""That's what's up. I guess I'll give you a ride since I'm here."" Man, I 'preciate that. I wasn't trying to ride this slow ass bus today.""It's cool." And at the end of the drive before he gets out, I'll hit him with the, "So, you got a couple dollars I can borrow ?"

When you have an upcoming interview for a good ass job and it's like the liberation you always wanted dancing softly and erotically right in front of your face . When said interview becomes the living embodiment of all your hopes and dreams . You start thinking about shyt you're going to do when you get this job (), and who you're going to tell fukk them () in exact order.