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[Michael's Black Son]

this thread still got me feeling some type of way

 

[Microfracture]

When you go to school and your lunch is a 75 cent pack of Life Savers out the vending machine because you can't afford anything else.

When you send that text to whoever you live with before you get home like, "The lights still on?"

When you meet a girl online and she wants to hangout, but you don't want to invite her to where you live because it's a hell-hole but you also don't have any money, and limited gas. So, you spend the next 30 minutes trying to figure out some free shyt ya'all can do like, "Hey you been to ______ park?"

When you have to kick it with a BBW for extended periods of time because she has all the amenities you don't. When said BBW gets in her feelings about the circumstance on some, "Some are we just friends or what," shyt. So, you break her off periodically to keep her quiet . When she's sleep you find yourself pondering all kinda shyt in your solitude like, " Maybe I should just make her my girl? I mean, she is cute for a BBW."

When you have to call your mother/father 2-3 days in a row to butter them up before use ask them to send you some money . Your father is from the islands and before he sends the money he will admonish you for your broke negro chronicles for roughly a hour .

When a movie comes out that you really wanna see and you can't afford to go, so you're relegated to hoping a high quality cam drops. . Be watching that shyt like, "Please don't let anyone stand up during the movie

."

When you have to plan out in advance people you're going to borrow money from on some strategic Mission Impossible shyt. "Yeah, okay, T works about a mile away from the crib. I know he doesn't have a car and I know he doesn't feel like catching the bus in this heat. He usually gets off at like 5:00. I'm going to roll in there at 4:50 sharp and act like I'm browsing." He'll see me like and be like, "What's up breh ????" "shyt, nothing. Just browsing. What time you get off, breh?""A couple of minutes.""That's what's up. I guess I'll give you a ride since I'm here."" Man, I 'preciate that. I wasn't trying to ride this slow ass bus today.""It's cool." And at the end of the drive before he gets out, I'll hit him with the, "So, you got a couple dollars I can borrow ?"

When you have an upcoming interview for a good ass job and it's like the liberation you always wanted dancing softly and erotically right in front of your face . When said interview becomes the living embodiment of all your hopes and dreams . You start thinking about shyt you're going to do when you get this job (), and who you're going to tell fukk them () in exact order.

Why you gotta hit so close to home on some of these??

 

[KravenMorehead™]

What you know about your moms putting powder milk into a gallon milk jug so company doesnt judge us

and they can still taste the difference but they dont say anything about it

I tried to make it out this thread with a straight face NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

 

[EQ.]

When you go to school and your lunch is a 75 cent pack of Life Savers out the vending machine because you can't afford anything else.

When you send that text to whoever you live with before you get home like, "The lights still on?"

When you meet a girl online and she wants to hangout, but you don't want to invite her to where you live because it's a hell-hole but you also don't have any money, and limited gas. So, you spend the next 30 minutes trying to figure out some free shyt ya'all can do like, "Hey you been to ______ park?"

When you have to kick it with a BBW for extended periods of time because she has all the amenities you don't. When said BBW gets in her feelings about the circumstance on some, "Some are we just friends or what," shyt. So, you break her off periodically to keep her quiet . When she's sleep you find yourself pondering all kinda shyt in your solitude like, " Maybe I should just make her my girl? I mean, she is cute for a BBW."

When you have to call your mother/father 2-3 days in a row to butter them up before use ask them to send you some money . Your father is from the islands and before he sends the money he will admonish you for your broke negro chronicles for roughly a hour .

When a movie comes out that you really wanna see and you can't afford to go, so you're relegated to hoping a high quality cam drops. . Be watching that shyt like, "Please don't let anyone stand up during the movie

."

When you have to plan out in advance people you're going to borrow money from on some strategic Mission Impossible shyt. "Yeah, okay, T works about a mile away from the crib. I know he doesn't have a car and I know he doesn't feel like catching the bus in this heat. He usually gets off at like 5:00. I'm going to roll in there at 4:50 sharp and act like I'm browsing." He'll see me like and be like, "What's up breh ????" "shyt, nothing. Just browsing. What time you get off, breh?""A couple of minutes.""That's what's up. I guess I'll give you a ride since I'm here."" Man, I 'preciate that. I wasn't trying to ride this slow ass bus today.""It's cool." And at the end of the drive before he gets out, I'll hit him with the, "So, you got a couple dollars I can borrow ?"

When you have an upcoming interview for a good ass job and it's like the liberation you always wanted dancing softly and erotically right in front of your face . When said interview becomes the living embodiment of all your hopes and dreams . You start thinking about shyt you're going to do when you get this job (), and who you're going to tell fukk them () in exact order.

 

[Michael's Black Son]

 

[FUPA]

WOW

Please share more on the "sex" stories

Bruh there was a time where she needed the sex and i was already late on my rent she was on her rag. So i had to give in and fingered her ill never forget the smell breh

 

[Solano707]

Bruh there was a time where she needed the sex and i was already late on my rent she was on her rag. So i had to give in and fingered her ill never forget the smell breh

 

[FUPA]

I couldnt eat with my right hand for a week

Had blood clots under my finger nails

I could tell it was atleast a day since she showered

Im the one that removed the tampon from her

 

[Microfracture]

I couldnt eat with my right hand for a week

Had blood clots under my finger nails

I could tell it was atleast a day since she showered

Im the one that removed the tampon from her

Nope....trolling....nah...no chance nope nope nope

 

[Renkz]

Any new stories ?

 

[BlaKcMoney]

I remember when i was 19 going days with an empty fridge often.....if i knew what i knew now i could have bought $5 worth of rice an $5 worth of beans/lentils, a 10lb bag of potatoes for $5, $5 worth of bread, and a jar of peanut butter and ate good for at least 2 weeks of less than $25 dollars.

 

[Hardest Since MC Ren]

I remember when i was 19 going days with an empty fridge often.....if i knew what i knew now i could have bought $5 worth of rice an $5 worth of beans/lentils, a 10lb bag of potatoes for $5, $5 worth of bread, and a jar of peanut butter and ate good for at least 2 weeks of less than $25 dollars.

thats called wisdom

 

[Ashyneezz]

Was broke as heck not too long ago and remembered I had some visa giftcards in my wallet. Took those up to wal mart and got a few things, enough to make a meal, went to the register and neither of my gift cards had any money on them.

Just ended up leaving my stuff at the register and walked away

 

[EndDomination]

iPhone 4
Old Edition pdfs for school textbooks
One pack of socks cycled

 

[Sound (∀√a) Maths]

I seen a nikka grab a pizza out of a cacs hand and took off and the CAC never caught him