"25 Things Men In Their 30s Need To Stop Doing"

[mannyrs13]

18. so just wanting to enjoy some music around the house is bad now?

16.

 

[Dr. Sebi Jr.]

Where do women find the time to invent these giant lists of bullshyt? Is nagging just in their nature?

Here's my list of things women of all ages need to stop doing:

1. Stop nagging.

 

[GunRanger]

12. Using A Flip Phone
Double shame on you if it's prepaid.

You're 30 and up, it's time you made enough money to afford a smartphone. The only thing a flip phone says about you is that you're too dumb to use a smartphone, or that you can't afford it. Or both.

let's take it easy shytting on flip phones :carltonscare:

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

List is borderline racist. A lot of of those things listed are exclusive to black people.

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

On my facebook feed, don't blame me . I was offended about 6 times in this rundown.......so enjoy....



First of all I hate these types of things, cause they make your flip through 50 pages .... to get them advertising dollars....

http://www.rantlifestyle.com/2014/11/21/20-things-men-in-their-30s-need-to-stop-doing/



25. Going To The Club
What exactly does the club hold for you? Do you really think your chances of meeting a 22 year old model are high enough to justify $12 domestics?

Unless you're a rapper or an athlete, you have no business at the club. Even if you are a rapper or athlete, it's a grey area.

24. Anything At All Having Anything To Do With Tap Out
Honestly, it should be banned for all men in the world regardless of age -- but there still has to be a way to spot the guys with gentialia-related inferiority complexes.

However, once you hit 30? Stickers, shirts, shorts, or even uttering the phrase -- needs to go.

23. Shorthand Texting
If you're older than 30 and you include "lol", "smh", "omfg", or anything else that isn't the word? You're benched for the next three innings. Take a lap.

And how about spell checking that stuff, man? What are you, 17?

22. Dressing Like A Slob On The Golf Course
If you're in your 30s, you should know better than to wear jeans on a golf course. You're an adult now, take some pride in your appearance.

While you're at it, follow Rules Of Golf and course etiquette. Your days of acting like a moron on the golf course are behind you. Be a man.

21. Pierced Ears (Or Anything Else)
How old are you now? Seriously, nobody wears earrings anymore.

And body piercing? Really, Rodman? You're going there? REALLY?

20. Bumper Stickers
They're interesting when you're 21, but you're an adult now. You should know how to have nice things by now.

19. T-Shirts With Sparkles, Random Garbage On It -- Or Both
Rule of thumb: If it's from Affliction or Ed Hardy -- put it on the rag pile.

There's no reason for a grown man to wear a t-shirt that's been Bedazzled

18. Bumping Loud Music For No Reason Whatsoever
Exceptions can be made for "Come Sail Away", "Even Flow", and "Gin N Juice." Sing on, friend.

But if you're just bumping random music just for the sake of hearing it go boom? You don't deserve your Spotify account. Or can you even afford one?

17. Knit Hats
It doesn't matter what Colin Farrell does. Colin Farrell is an idiot and why would you want to look like him?

There's no reason for a man in his 30s to wear a knit hat unless he's skiing or robbing someone.

16. Watching Pro Wrestling
If you're 30 or older and you still follow pro wrestling in any form -- punch yourself in the face.

Being into wrestling like it was a legitimate sport ought to land you on some sort of NSA watch list. It'd be easy to track you though, since your mom's basement isn't hard to find.

15. Living In A Legit Bachelor Pad
If you're north of 29, you should have learned somewhere along the way what nice things are. Stop signs on the wall are not nice things.

Even if -- especially if -- you're single, your place should look like a grown man lives in it. Not a frat boy. That was 10 years ago.

14. Being A Metalhead
If you're into heavy metal... hey, be into heavy metal. Rock on, friend. But when you're still walking around Earth sporting long hair, studded leather belts, and a Mastodon t-shirt at 30 years old? That's sad

Shave, shower, and stop into Brooks Brothers.

13. Alcohol Stunts
If you were able to down 12 shots in 30 minutes when you were in college -- you were pretty cool.

If you're still trying to do this when you're in your 30s -- you need to go to AA.

You're a grown man, there's no need to play quien es mas macho with booze. If you want to drink... just drink. It's not long division.

stopped at golf course....

that's when i knew this was written by a CAC

 

[Playa With Tha Passport]

U watching wwe at 30 Lmao

 

[Chef]

fukk this article. I'll dap my nikkas like this all the time.

 

[John Mayer]

Feelings caught

Coli nikkas in the club like

 

[NinoBrown]

What a bunch of crap, so you hit 30 and you're supposed to lay down and die? Seems to be the gist of the article...

 

[chief_keef_stan]

Old nikkas mad

 

[Taadow]

Yeah, I wouldn't advise anyone to take any advice from this cac and his struggle hairline

Just do you

DA FUUUUUUUUUUUUCC?? AND THIS NICCA HAD THE NERVE TO SAY MEN OVER 30 SHOULDN'T WEAR HATS??

This muffucca need to stay with a hat on his chit...he need to go to sleep with a hat on...

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Video games are safe .

 

[Bless't]

I read these and just chuckled to myself.

Such is internet life.

 

[big bun]

I just came in for the hurt feelings.

 

[Solomon Caine]

8. Using A Gym Bag As Luggage
What are you, running away from home?

Get some big boy luggage.

This made me spit my coffee out at work.