"25 Things Men In Their 30s Need To Stop Doing"

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I hate articles like these because it's always written by some dumb ass who wants you to live like him. Chances are he gets a little money under the table by furniture and clothing companies by telling you the shyt u own is outdated and pathetic and u need to purchase this and this to be hip. And of course the major factor is how is the author really living? This man could be writing this shyt cuz misery loves company and he wants all the people his age to stop enjoying themselves
I'm 37 and I still rock White T's, shorts with flip flops. Aint changing for shyt. Flawrida boi for life. :yeshrug: Somebody posted a pic of this cac. All I can do is :mjlol:
 

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They forgot rule #26

If you are in your 30s you shouldn't worry about what other men are doing enough to make a list of the 25 things guys shouldn't do.

The entire list was trying too hard. While I don't go to the club anymore, you shouldn't go because you are 32? So a friend has a party at a club and you tell em 'yo I can't go, I know we are best friends I am 32 and not an athlete or rapper.'
 

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The other stuff is funny but I agree with the club thing. Maybe a jazz lounge but if you are bar crawling and clubbing in your 30s outside of special events (birthdays, promotions, highschool/university homecoming, or if you work in entertainment). Buying Armani suits and the bar and coming home to an eviction notice and shyt. But we live in a world of Peter Pan ass nikkas. It pisses me off to see people with shyt luggage unless they are homeless or college age. They sell Samsonites at Costco.
 

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i agree with this list except one thing..i'll probably still get into online arguments once i hit 30 very soon. :jawalrus:
 

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I'm in my 30s and married. I enjoy liquor and music, so I still like bars/clubs ever so often...with the wifey of course.
 

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They forgot rule #26

If you are in your 30s you shouldn't worry about what other men are doing enough to make a list of the 25 things guys shouldn't do.

The entire list was trying too hard. While I don't go to the club anymore, you shouldn't go because you are 32? So a friend has a party at a club and you tell em 'yo I can't go, I know we are best friends I am 32 and not an athlete or rapper.'
I think that is the only thing I can agree with is the club scene. I actually officially stopped going at 32.:pachaha: There is no club age in Miami though. I just didn't enjoy it anymore.

I can understand like you said if a friend is throwing something and you go. I wouldn't because I really don't like the scene at all anymore. I think the youth got shafted with the way clubs are now. It's really a waste of money.
 

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On my facebook feed, don't blame me :francis:. I was offended about 6 times in this rundown.......so enjoy....

:dead:

First of all I hate these types of things, cause they make your flip through 50 pages .... to get them advertising dollars.... :martin:

http://www.rantlifestyle.com/2014/11/21/20-things-men-in-their-30s-need-to-stop-doing/



25. Going To The Club
What exactly does the club hold for you? Do you really think your chances of meeting a 22 year old model are high enough to justify $12 domestics?

Unless you're a rapper or an athlete, you have no business at the club. Even if you are a rapper or athlete, it's a grey area.

24. Anything At All Having Anything To Do With Tap Out
Honestly, it should be banned for all men in the world regardless of age -- but there still has to be a way to spot the guys with gentialia-related inferiority complexes.

However, once you hit 30? Stickers, shirts, shorts, or even uttering the phrase -- needs to go.

23. Shorthand Texting
If you're older than 30 and you include "lol", "smh", "omfg", or anything else that isn't the word? You're benched for the next three innings. Take a lap.

And how about spell checking that stuff, man? What are you, 17?

22. Dressing Like A Slob On The Golf Course
If you're in your 30s, you should know better than to wear jeans on a golf course. You're an adult now, take some pride in your appearance.

While you're at it, follow Rules Of Golf and course etiquette. Your days of acting like a moron on the golf course are behind you. Be a man.

21. Pierced Ears (Or Anything Else)
How old are you now? Seriously, nobody wears earrings anymore.

And body piercing? Really, Rodman? You're going there? REALLY?

20. Bumper Stickers

They're interesting when you're 21, but you're an adult now. You should know how to have nice things by now.

19. T-Shirts With Sparkles, Random Garbage On It -- Or Both
Rule of thumb: If it's from Affliction or Ed Hardy -- put it on the rag pile.

There's no reason for a grown man to wear a t-shirt that's been Bedazzled

18. Bumping Loud Music For No Reason Whatsoever
Exceptions can be made for "Come Sail Away", "Even Flow", and "Gin N Juice." Sing on, friend.

But if you're just bumping random music just for the sake of hearing it go boom? You don't deserve your Spotify account. Or can you even afford one?

17. Knit Hats
It doesn't matter what Colin Farrell does. Colin Farrell is an idiot and why would you want to look like him?

There's no reason for a man in his 30s to wear a knit hat unless he's skiing or robbing someone.

16. Watching Pro Wrestling
If you're 30 or older and you still follow pro wrestling in any form -- punch yourself in the face.

Being into wrestling like it was a legitimate sport ought to land you on some sort of NSA watch list. It'd be easy to track you though, since your mom's basement isn't hard to find.

15. Living In A Legit Bachelor Pad
If you're north of 29, you should have learned somewhere along the way what nice things are. Stop signs on the wall are not nice things.

Even if -- especially if -- you're single, your place should look like a grown man lives in it. Not a frat boy. That was 10 years ago.

14. Being A Metalhead
If you're into heavy metal... hey, be into heavy metal. Rock on, friend. But when you're still walking around Earth sporting long hair, studded leather belts, and a Mastodon t-shirt at 30 years old? That's sad

Shave, shower, and stop into Brooks Brothers.

13. Alcohol Stunts
If you were able to down 12 shots in 30 minutes when you were in college -- you were pretty cool.

If you're still trying to do this when you're in your 30s -- you need to go to AA.

You're a grown man, there's no need to play quien es mas macho with booze. If you want to drink... just drink. It's not long division.








Didn't read, but damn I am glad I am not the only one that hates them stupid as slideshows...
 
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