4 signs a restaurant's food is trash

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These are 4 signs a restaurant food is trash and overpriced.


1. Cooks wear these black gloves

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2. Looks like an unfinished factory

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3. Menu is a QR code

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4. You see this bullshiit outside.

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Signs of a trash ass restaurant:

1. Only skinny people in there. If there ain't no fat people in there it ain't hittin right

2. Only white people in there. If it's a place with a decent population of minorities and all you see is white in there? That shyt ain't seasoned right

3. Wait staff is all young attractive women. If the wait staff are only under 25 and they look good and this restaurant ain't hooters then they management ain't hiring off skills so service gonna be ass

4. You bring it up as a spot to eat to yo bbw and she look at you like you crazy
 

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The menu is overtly diverse
I agree with this.

It’s not likely a restaurant is going to have great food if the menu has 40 items on it. They’re probably microwaving most of it.

This is why I don’t like diners. I don’t think I’ve ever been to a good one. The menu is always like 5 pages of stuff. Unless you’re getting coffee and an omelet, good luck.
 

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I agree with this.

It’s not likely a restaurant is going to have great food if the menu has 40 items on it. They’re probably microwaving most of it.

This is why I don’t like diners. I don’t think I’ve ever been to a good one. The menu is always like 5 pages of stuff. Unless you’re getting coffee and an omelet, good luck.
Cheesecake factory got like 500+ menu items and they all fire
 

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Cheesecake Factory is a flabby and sick persons dream.

I’ve been there once and I don’t think anything on the menu was under 900 calories.

The food isn’t good. It’s just fatty and salty.
Duh that's why you eat half and take the other half home. Then it's only 450 calories. They're being very generous with the serving sizes.
 
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