4 signs a restaurant's food is trash

[Artificial Intelligence]

So you want them to not wear gloves? Or wear different gloves? I’m confused

 

[Buddy]

Literally a sign the restaurant is trash

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/why-does-boston-market-get-a-pass-on-being-trash-food.895670/

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Nah La carta De OAXACA in Seattle has a QR CODE and the food is


I take it they just don't want to spend additional money on finding someone who can make a proper menu...especially if it's a small family owned jawn.

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Sidenote I hate them asking for a tip when I pay.


"Would you like to tip? "


It's like they hack you into a corner..spots like that I don't go to them and I actually canceled an order because the bytch asked for a tip and said my name all fukked up...bytch called me Stefan

 

[LongLiveDET]

From my experience, if there are no Black or Hispanic cooks in the Kitchen.

 

[3rdWorld]

I know this one local spot that got the nastiest bathroom you'll ever see. It's about the size of two closets. One dirty urinal, one broken toilet and one chipped up sink all cramped in a lil dirty space. 3 second graffiti all over the walls.

They Calamari and Burgers is the bomb tho.

The China man spot my friends loved had filthy bathrooms..and Id always have diarrhoa in the morning..

 

[Givethanks]

10:1 ratio of white people

 

[xXOGLEGENDXx]

That QR code menu gets me heated.

I just came from a spot and didn't have good service in there to load the menu from the QR code. Told the waiter and he said I could connect to wifi.




Biitch if you don't just hand me a gahdamn menu

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

Signs of a trash ass restaurant:

1. Only skinny people in there. If there ain't no fat people in there it ain't hittin right

2. Only white people in there. If it's a place with a decent population of minorities and all you see is white in there? That shyt ain't seasoned right

3. Wait staff is all young attractive women. If the wait staff are only under 25 and they look good and this restaurant ain't hooters then they management ain't hiring off skills so service gonna be ass

4. You bring it up as a spot to eat to yo bbw and she look at you like you crazy

The troooooof!!!

High end dining with good food = lots of older waiters. Like grown azz men in their 50s because they know how to make $$$$$$ off the high rollers which wines to pair with each cut of meat. Young "cute" girl don't know shyt about that stuff.

Low end dining with good food = usually "ethnic", service is hit or miss but the food is A+ and they give you a lot for a low price. Water be lukewarm with too much condensation and those health scores are........iffy

Mid tier with overrated food = everything you said above. Basically hooters girls covered up. Instead of hiring the best staff, the manager hires broads he wants to fukk.

 

[Tribal Outkast]

I’ve definitely had some bad food at places with the happy hour sign outside lol. I am laughing at the OP.

I got one, if white people say it’s good you better be on guard lol. Me and the wife had that happen to us. We were on the road for 6 hours and just wanted to grab something right quick and go to the room. We asked white folks about this BBQ restaurant that’s across from the hotel we stayed in and they were saying how great it was. Maaan they were 100% wrong! It was probably the most bland food I’ve ever had.

 

[3rdWorld]

I just came from a spot and didn't have good service in there to load the menu from the QR code. Told the waiter and he said I could connect to wifi.




Biitch if you don't just hand me a gahdamn menu

Making old folks scan qr codes

 

[Canon]

definite agree with 2 and 4

 

[WesCrook]

Obvious sign: If the lady taking your order is too nice.

The meaner the cashier, the BETTER the food.

I want the middle-aged auntie with lunch lady arms......who never looks at you. She looking down with the pen and pad taking your order.

Also, the restaurant must have the following:

- Cash only, NO debit cards

- A sign in the window that says "No ticket, no food"

- The cooking area is not visible at all

- Crappy parking

If you come across this, you KNOW the food is banging.

 

[KidJSoul]

The cooking area is not visible at all

u sure cuz?

 

[savagek]

No one is inside eating is usually the biggest sign.