6 perks, choose 2

Which?

  • Madman

    Votes: 12 6.1%
  • Prodigy

    Votes: 90 45.7%
  • Money Bags

    Votes: 79 40.1%
  • Looper

    Votes: 94 47.7%
  • Efficient

    Votes: 87 44.2%
  • Suprahuman

    Votes: 28 14.2%

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looper and not work? you only loop back the past hour, that's the weakest on the list IMO

Mega millions sales stop at 10:45p the night of the drawing in my state...which takes place at 11:00p.

I'd buy a ticket at 10:30p, watch the drawing at 11, then loop back to pick the "right" numbers.

and of course you could make a killing at the casino playing most table games.


Because time travel always seems simple until it ends in disaster due to unforseen circumstances. I don't see the need to risk that when I could be set for life or at least until I get my body into peak shape and get A-Rod contract.

It doesn't work like that, it's not time travel then go back to the future, you reverse time. Re-read the description:

Looper: Every day, you're given a total of 60 minutes of time that you can reverse. You can choose to use the whole hour at once, or sprinkle it throughout the day. At midnight, your 'balance' goes back to 60, and there's no rollover; so whatever time you don't spend is lost.

There's no worries of creating any paradoxes, you're completely reliving time when you reverse, you're not changing random places in your timeline. Not only could it make you rich, it could save your life! You get in a car accident that leaves you bleeding out and simply rewind, and take another route. Or you could prevent a friend from a similar situation.

Even if you ain't money hungry Looper is clearly the no-brainer selection.
 

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betting usually closes well before an hour before an event. you definitely couldn't bet on nba/nfl/soccer. i guess if you're a gambler, but i'd rather just stack 250 a day

You can make more in 1 minute with Looper than a year with money bags. Plus Looper gives you the opportunity to redo any fukkup that may happen to you in life. What if you got seriously injured from a accident? Just redo that shyt. What if an interview or some big presentation, or whatever goes bad? Just redo it. The options are limitless. 91K a year is probably the least valuable perk on the whole list.

Plus these sports let you wager at halftime. Even an hour into the second half, you could determine if you're gonna win your wager. With Looper you're an instant millionaire, but go ahead and wait on a measly $250 a week. All of the other perks are far more valuable than that.
 

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Mega millions sales stop at 10:45p the night of the drawing in my state...which takes place at 11:00p.

I'd buy a ticket at 10:30p, watch the drawing at 11, then loop back to pick the "right" numbers.

and of course you could make a killing at the casino playing most table games.




It doesn't work like that, it's not time travel then go back to the future, you reverse time. Re-read the description:



There's no worries of creating any paradoxes, you're completely reliving time when you reverse, you're not changing random places in your timeline. Not only could it make you rich, it could save your life! You get in a car accident that leaves you bleeding out and simply rewind, and take another route. Or you could prevent a friend from a similar situation.

Even if you ain't money hungry Looper is clearly the no-brainer selection.
I know there are great upsides to looper but I am too big a sci fi fan to screw around with time. I've watched the looper powers play out, in multiple ways, it never ends well. If you want to ride with it cool, I'd rather keep it simpler.
 
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I know there are great upsides to looper but I am too big a sci fi fan to screw around with time. I've watched the looper powers play out, in multiple ways, it never ends well. If you want to ride with it cool, I'd rather keep it simpler.
Ok, breh, do you

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Madman :merchant:

Prodigy seems cool but 50 IQ points is not enough for me:russ:.

Moneybags :camby:

Looper is hard to resist because you can control time. But its only an hour a day. There in lies the dilemma. Think about how much shyt occurs in a day. Do you choose to use that hour to keep your loved ones safe, or to get rich? Are you going to be selfish with it and save family or are you gonna try to stop tragedies like mass shootings and global terrorism? What about the implications of time zones? How does that play into the picture?:patrice:

Efficient is a decent option but hopefully you don't get bored.:ehh:


Suprahuman ? I did that already:beli:.



You combine the abilities looper / efficient and you might be on some butterfly effect shyt. Going mad slowly before you realize the true ultimate equalizer which is inevitability! No combo of any of the perks will allow you to be immortal.

Lemme get sight beyond sight :krs::salute: :whoo:

SBS is the ability to look into the future or past without using any current time while you are in that meditation mode. So basically for that moment time stops. The stipulation is you cannot use it for more than 10 minutes at a time and you can't exceed 1 hour in a 24 hour period. You can't use your future sight ability to see the consequence of exceeding the time limits. And trust me, you don't wanna know.:demonic:

Also give me teleportation, telekinesis, or mental telepathy.


:whoa: on second thought never mind. Scratch this whole convo. Soon as nikkas realize any of these powers and hit JBO its over.
Thank goodness you didn't suggest invisibility breh:shaq:
 

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yea i mean who wants to be smart, graduate high school at 10, speak 40 languages and be top of the class at harvard before 18


i'm sure there is no job, money or women that will find that attractive and pay you big bucks for it...

i'm sure that coupling that knowledge with time travel wouldn't result in any type of forward progress either
Your social skills would be absolutely fukked. You'd have spent your entire life avoiding people in your own age group, you'd have missed out on your entire childhood, you'd probably look down on people not as smart as you

Yeah, being a genius sounds great if your aspirations amount to being some wack-a-doo adding and subtracting all day :heh:
 

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This stupid. You would obvisouly choose looper.

Use your 60 minutes of reversal time to find out what winning numbers to lottery are and you're set for life
 

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How is nobody not choosing madman? :wtf:

With madman i can essentially get sysadmin rights to my brain and control every hormone, chemical, and substance release on command and have ZERO side effects. I can have NZT from limitless, never be depressed, change my time perception to give me superhuman reaction time, and pretty much any chemical the body produces all at the same time.

Madman makes prodigy useless because I can understand concepts inside and out and in thousands of different ways the anybody can by controlling the chemicals in my brain. I wouldn't even have to be some crazy scientist, I could just be the best musician that ever lived and coast off that alone.

Madman makes this whole list useless because I can find a way to replicate any of them if I can essentially control my brain

Couple that with Looper and the world is mine in under a week.

Imagine not being able to overdose on adrenaline or endorphins:ohhh:

Edit: madman doesn't say anything about controlling your brain the way you stated. That would be a goat ability though. Or does it? You can experience the effects of any drug on command.. Drugs are chemicals. You probably need to pair prodigy and madman for optimal results.
 
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You can make more in 1 minute with Looper than a year with money bags. Plus Looper gives you the opportunity to redo any fukkup that may happen to you in life. What if you got seriously injured from a accident? Just redo that shyt. What if an interview or some big presentation, or whatever goes bad? Just redo it. The options are limitless. 91K a year is probably the least valuable perk on the whole list.

Plus these sports let you wager at halftime. Even an hour into the second half, you could determine if you're gonna win your wager. With Looper you're an instant millionaire, but go ahead and wait on a measly $250 a week. All of the other perks are far more valuable than that.
i guess. but if i'm in a bad accident or shot and non responsive, i can't go back and redo that hour...anyway, i guess looper is cool.
 

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How is nobody not choosing madman? :wtf:

With madman i can essentially get sysadmin rights to my brain and control every hormone, chemical, and substance release on command and have ZERO side effects. I can have NZT from limitless, never be depressed, change my time perception to give me superhuman reaction time, and pretty much any chemical the body produces all at the same time.

Madman makes prodigy useless because I can understand concepts inside and out and in thousands of different ways the anybody can by controlling the chemicals in my brain. I wouldn't even have to be some crazy scientist, I could just be the best musician that ever lived and coast off that alone.

Madman makes this whole list useless because I can find a way to replicate any of them if I can essentially control my brain

Couple that with Looper and the world is mine in under a week.
Sounds great in theory, but is there an actual drug like NZT that can significantly improve your intelligence?:jbhmm: Without a fictional NZT, madman just lets you enjoy the great parts of getting high without any negative side effects.

But with the other effects I can manufacture something crude and simple without having to worry about the side effects
 

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Looper will definitely save your life a couple of times(although you can still die from a bunch of shyt)

Efficient is really good if you're a hard worker, can get a lot of shyt done with the extra 9 or so hours you get a day(sleep+eating+shytting).

Combined you basically have a 25 hour day to work on whatever you want with little interruption.
 
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