"6 Totally Inappropriate Songs We Sang As Children"

[5n0man]

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"Comes in 7 nut busting flavors!"

Lmao was that song about jerkin off?


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[Ayatollah Watts]

When I was a kid we had 2 Live Crew.

I knew I was wrong.

 

[King Crimson]

word up breh...this (along with back that azz up) made my senior year picnic and senior year cruise in high school epic...esp the picnic....imagine all these chicks in they bathing suits on the dance floor dancing all sexual and shyt while the teachers are like ..gotdamn..memories

That song got me so many dubs in Junior High

I remember being a kid and Baby Got Back came on the radio and I go

"my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun..."

my aunt: You ain't got no anaconda!
me: YES I DO!
her: no you don't *laughing*
me: yes I do *has no idea what an anaconda is*

your aunt wanted ur dikk breh

Win-cest.
Was your aunty hot?

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

This.

I used to be in the car singing H-towns "Lick U Up" and my aunt would be like

You mean she was like......

 

[Schmoove]

Doinnnnnnn da butt!

 

[AgentSofia]

I teach and my 12 yr old student was singing Drake the motto. He is singing "I tongue kiss her other tongue. Skeet skeet skeet, water gun" I asked if he knew what he was saying and he asked me "u kno that song? i didnt know old ppl listened to that" ... im 23 yr old lil kids r crazy

 

[AgentSofia]

I remember when I was a kidd, and sexual songs would come on the radio I'd be embarrassed if my parents was around.

they knew I knew what the songs was about

I am 23 and still feel embarrassed and play dumb like i don't know whats being said in songs. Only around my grandma tho. She still thinks i am a virgin and i cant bare for her to think anything else. lol

 

[PortCityProphet]

i thought Master P Ice Cream Man was literally bout the icecream man

songs are better when you're naive for some reason

 

[swimmingpools]

Next - Too Close
That one Romeo and Juliet song. Yall remember?


Why the hell was I singing these songs? ^ My parents aint shyt.


I was at the mall the other day and I saw this little girl (probably 10 - 12 yrs old) with an iPod dancing while singing "bands make her dance, bands make her dance" Her dad was right there, too.

 

[Coach Gully]

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"Comes in 7 nut busting flavors!"

What type of nonsense!

 

[AllHolosEve]

thought thread was more morbid... Ring around the rosie, pockets full of posies, ashes, ashes.... worst song ever.. back on track "age aint nothin but a number".... f_ck a pedo...

 

[AllHolosEve]

I am 23 and still feel embarrassed and play dumb like i don't know whats being said in songs. Only around my grandma tho. She still thinks i am a virgin and i cant bare for her to think anything else. lol

 

[Olu Dara]

your aunt wanted ur dikk breh

 

[Wacky D]

I was in high school when all these songs came out

thats what i was about to say.

i mean, i was in 8th grade when next's "too close" was out.

edit: i never heard of that nsync song, but i dont think they came out until after i hit high school.

 

[Wacky D]

i wasnt a kid when it dropped. i was 14-15. so hats off to sisqo. "thong song" was always wack to me, but i always appreciated it. it played a big part in 2000 being my favorite summer. chicks wasnt shy about showing them thongs. very hot summer. coming of age like a mug.

for me, 6 songs would be:
silk - freak me
bbd - do me
mc brains - oochie coochie
color me badd - i wanna sex you up
and for the last 2, just go into r.kelly & h-town's catalogs and take your pick.

This.

I used to be in the car singing H-towns "Lick U Up" and my aunt would be like

i actually got caught on cam-corder singing the heck out of this song while in the tub. if the lyrics werent so vulgar, we couldve sent the video to "america's funniest home videos".