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[Zime]

My dad is in his mid 40s and still has his fair, same thing with my maternal granddad who is in his late 70s or early 80s. So I guess I'm safe?

 

[goatmane]

Yall late... Peep Lebron

 

[Kairi Irving]

@The Burger King


Your reign on top was short like leprachauns.

 

[Playeroni]

dimethylpolysiloxane, the silicone added to McDonald’s fries to stop cooking oil fromfrothing.

Stopped reading here. You can just look at that word and know that shyt is not right I’m straight

 

[Momentum]

Bald brehs gon run up in McDonald's asking for cups of that fry oil

 

[hashmander]

if this was real i'd buy and hold some MCD stock because this would be like AWS is for amazon; a side hustle that turns out to be a huge earner.

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

About to get 20 supersizes and just pray the grease don't clog up my pores

Watch nikkas catch a new form of cancer from using this shyt

 

[Originalman]

Its true.......lebron started going bald when he left his mcdonalds endorsement.


but MJ was bald when he got his mcdonalds endorsement and never grew his hair back.

 

[Originalman]

Heard you got to take used mcdonalds fry cups and rub them on your bald head.....

 

[Cory MBA]

Nappy Meals

 

[delta]

from reddit

"Dimethylpolysiloxane is a type of silicone used in a huge variety of applications, not just McDonald's fries prep. It's silly putty.

Also, from the article it appears this involves an application of the product, not ingestion of it, so eating Mickey D's won't help you."


"These scientists grew the hair stem cells on dishes, and used dimethylpolysiloxane (which is a surfactant like soap) to break up the cellular aggregates. THEN surgically implanted the cells into mice."​

 

[TL15]

@Ronald McDonald doing gods work

 

[Ronald McDonald]

The future has arrived.... and McDonald's is at the center

about to start reppin golden arches gang gang

You're damn right. The future, the present, and the past

You see, we care about our customer's follicles almost as much as we care about their taste buds. You know why? Because we know our customers, we know how much you all enjoy being happy, and we also happen to know that having a full head of hair is life's greatest joy after taking a bite out of a Big Mac.

In other news, a trip to Burger King may cause 3rd degree burns

http://www.thetimesherald.com/story/news/2018/02/02/fire-reported-marysville-burger-king/301862002/

Eat at Burger King brehs

 

[Akae Beka]

Funded for research provided by Donald Trump
(From a loan from Dutch bank)

 

[Clark Griswold]

Heard you got to take used mcdonalds fry cups and rub them on your bald head.....

Worked for my kinfolk n dem