7 Things We Truly Miss About Old-School Dating

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@VFib , here's a hypothetical situation for you.

Let's say you go and cop the new iPhone 6s the day it comes out. It sets you back $500 or so. You feel happy. You buy a new case for it and a bunch of other shyt for it. You take to social media to humble brag about your new purchase. You're one of the first people, you assume, in your circle to own one. :blessed:

Then, you start getting comments on your posts from your friends/followers, talking about how they also have the phone. As a matter of fact, they got it before it hit the market in a "free giveaway" marketing campaign put on by Apple. You're sitting there reading the comments like :mjcry:

How would you feel? Would you continue to humble brag on social media? :jbhmm:


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Oh I forgot, it's all about obtaining sex

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@VFib , here's a hypothetical situation for you.

Let's say you go and cop the new iPhone 6s the day it comes out. It sets you back $500 or so. You feel happy. You buy a new case for it and a bunch of other shyt for it. You take to social media to humble brag about your new purchase. You're one of the first people, you assume, in your circle to own one. :blessed:

Then, you start getting comments on your posts from your friends/followers, talking about how they also have the phone. As a matter of fact, they got it before it hit the market in a "free giveaway" marketing campaign put on by Apple. You're sitting there reading the comments like :mjcry:

How would you feel? Would you continue to humble brag on social media? :jbhmm:

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@VFib , here's a hypothetical situation for you.

Let's say you go and cop the new iPhone 6s the day it comes out. It sets you back $500 or so. You feel happy. You buy a new case for it and a bunch of other shyt for it. You take to social media to humble brag about your new purchase. You're one of the first people, you assume, in your circle to own one. :blessed:

Then, you start getting comments on your posts from your friends/followers, talking about how they also have the phone. As a matter of fact, they got it before it hit the market in a "free giveaway" marketing campaign put on by Apple. You're sitting there reading the comments like :mjcry:

How would you feel? Would you continue to humble brag on social media? :jbhmm:
Hold up hold up...lemme tweak that analogy even BETTER

What if...now hear me out...What if that very phone you paid $600 for right?

What if you find out that shyt IS NOT NEW. That shyt is refurbished my G. It looks clean, brand new shell, brand new screen. But that shyt has been owned by like 15 people and when you on social media with the phone you like hold up...what you mean its not brand spanking new?

And like 15 people (girls and guys :laugh: ) even tell you the fukking SERIAL NUMBER and let you know "Yeah I had that shyt it was aight...$600??? Breh all I did was charge the battery and I got it for FREE!!"
 

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Hold up hold up...lemme tweak that analogy even BETTER

What if...now hear me out...What if that very phone you paid $600 for right?

What if you find out that shyt IS NOT NEW. That shyt is refurbished my G. It looks clean, brand new shell, brand new screen. But that shyt has been owned by like 15 people and when you on social media with the phone you like hold up...what you mean its not brand spanking new?

And like 15 people (girls and guys :laugh: ) even tell you the fukking SERIAL NUMBER and let you know "Yeah I had that shyt it was aight...$600??? Breh all I did was charge the battery and I got it for FREE!!"

:lupe:



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@VFib , here's a hypothetical situation for you.

Let's say you go and cop the new iPhone 6s the day it comes out. It sets you back $500 or so. You feel happy. You buy a new case for it and a bunch of other shyt for it. You take to social media to humble brag about your new purchase. You're one of the first people, you assume, in your circle to own one. :blessed:

Then, you start getting comments on your posts from your friends/followers, talking about how they also have the phone. As a matter of fact, they got it before it hit the market in a "free giveaway" marketing campaign put on by Apple. You're sitting there reading the comments like :mjcry:

How would you feel? Would you continue to humble brag on social media? :jbhmm:

Women don't do hypothetical. :yeshrug:
 

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REMEMBER WHEN WOMEN WERE FEMININE?
Yeah. What happened to that. No matter what race seems like a portion act like they can kick your ass. Social media and these tv shows portraying women as fighters are getting them fukked up in these streets :mjlol:
 

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One time I was meeting this chick from tinder

Asked her if she needed time to get ready (since in my experience women always want more time to get ready) she says yes then hits me back ten minutes later saying I'm a misogynist for assuming she needs time to get ready since she's a woman.

Seattle.....
 

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Women generally hate looking at things from a cost benefit analysis perspective

They like to deal with emotions
US women for the most part. I don't see these problems discussed like this when I go out off the country. I've talked to local men and they just laugh at our issues with dating and women:francis:
 
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