YouCherThatGirl
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In an alternate universe, where I weren't a jaded fukk, I'd probably do a lot of those things. But this isn't that. It's 2015. Vapid bytches are gonna be vapid. But as long as I have a library card and HBO Go, I won't sweat it. It's too easy for men to win in this day and age. All we have to do is focus on bettering ourselves and bide our time while these two-bit hoes fall by the wayside, scorned, alone, and resentful. If I don't accomplish shyt else in this life, I'll die a Hard on Hoes hall of famer.Guys still do those things for me. Maybe not the flowers, at least not on the first date.
Put that on my tombstone








No I'm just... 

. I can pay for my own thank you!

at the perfect execution of that last gif.