7 type of simps

[Hoodoo Child]

A woman's definition of these types of men should never be taken seriously. A "Gentleman" in her eyes could be some dude who's blowing her back out in some dirty ass Popeye's bathroom, and holding the door open for her afterwards.

 

[⠀X ⠀]

They left out "The Thug nikka"

Conveniently...

 

[Ya' Cousin Cleon]

I'm noticing this is making a comeback

They left out "The Thug nikka"

 

[JQ Legend]

I miss the Ike Turner days

This might be the best meme I ever seen

 

[old pig]

a normal guy will have some qualities from each “type”

 

[Daio]

The creative guy

 

[karim]

Note how the friendzone guy is NEVER inappropriate and respects her boundaries, while the above and beyond guy takes INITIATIVE and is great at courting

 

[The Burger King]

i hate yo guts @The Burger King , but this is the realest shyt ever and is so typical of women. Their bird brains can't seem to actually judge guys based on their real personality.

I hate you too you hoe ass nikka and I hope you get hit by a car, but I agree. :trillbk2:

A lot of these bytches don’t even deserve a man who will put in the effort.

 

[King Poetic]

Funny thing about those 7 things

70% of Sisters don’t even select those type of guys in the first place... only after they have kids by

1.. nikka who doesn’t work
2.. nikka who drives her car while she at work
3. nikka who got 3 kids by 3 different women
4. nikka who can only cook hot dogs or eat out. Every day
5. nikka who is fukking another chick while she at work in their bed
6. nikka who stresses her out cause she pays all the bill

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

fukk all that. I'm a Grade A Scumbag

 

[old pig]

I hate you too you hoe ass nikka and I hope you get hit by a car, but I agree. :trillbk2:

A lot of these bytches don’t even deserve a man who will put in the effort.

LMAOOOOOOO!!!!!!

 

[skeetsinternal]

Which one you @skeetsinternal

All them dudes is just framework to build on. You can never be just one type of guy for a woman. I am whoever I need to be for her or to get her. You basically got to be Tupac in a business suit with multiple personality disorder

 

[Buckeye Fever]

I'm either the one that escaped from the friendzone or the playlist guy

 

[semicko82]

I hate them so much...

Hate who?

 

[Ahadi]

The creative, playlist & laid back (minus the food) are fukking the first night. Those other 4 archi types are simps