71% of 17-24 years olds are ineligible to join U.S. Military

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This is what conservatives wanted :yeshrug:

When you make access to health care and quality food an issue, you create a society of depressed unhealthy people. Look at how the average Canadian or French person is eating and their BMI and the difference is obvious. They prioritize health over profits, and you see it in the city design too. People walk more, breathe cleaner air, eat better food and access counselling, doctors, etc. as needed without having to pay an insurance company out the ass. The results speak for themselves with lifespan and incidences of chronic disease as well as average education level. Putting police out on the street and giving them quotas forces them to arrest people that they other wise wouldn't or else make up some bullshyt reason to incriminate a citizen and fill them private jails up.

They got what they wanted. They clowned Michelle Obama for encouraging kids to eat healthy and exercise and here we are. It is what it is :manny:

You’re purposely deflecting and going off topic. This is about militaries, not a nation’s infrastructure or medicare system. China would straight WASH Canada and France at the same fukking time in a head up military conflict, so what you’re babbling about is irrelevant. I don’t give a fukk about the status of their nationwide healthcare.
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The U.S. military is concerned about adding transgender soldiers and lowering the standards for Special Operations so that more women can pass. We all know what side of the political spectrum is responsible for that. No need to mention the chaos and degeneracy in Western Society in general. I won’t attempt to pull what you did.
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All the while, China has been banning anything effeminate and propagandizing not only their soldiers, but their entire populace to be crash dummies for the cause.
 

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Ah, you one of them old dog, can't learn/listen-ass nikkas. Got it. :unimpressed:

Honestly nobody on this board is gonna be able to tell you if getting waivers "looks good for you" or not, unless they're an AF enlisted accessions recruiter. Period.

It's so many categories: financial, security, drug use/criminal history, age, medical (physical and mental health), qualifications that can need or get waivers, and we don't know how fukked up you actually are. Just because other folks can get em doesn't mean you will. Different recruiters operate differently. Some might see you as hopeless and move on the the next dude, somebody might pity you or feel you deserve a shot.


Your best bet woulda been getting in shape ASAP and just sending it when you first mentioned joining or even a few months before you went to that Air Force office, but the recruiter kicked you back like the Mike Epps gif because he thought you were too :flabbynsick: .

Now accessions are even shyttier because of COVID and you've only gotten older and more :flabbynsick: .


STOP WORRYING ABOUT WHETHER NON-RECRUITERS ON THIS BOARD THINK YOU CAN GET IN.


You either will or you won't, and that'll prolly be the end of it. All these posts on here aren't getting you any closer.

You got time to be in JBO and TLR ass-threads, you could be using that same time to workout and research shyt. The AF doesn't spoon-feed you everything in life, some shyt you're gonna have to figure out yourself.
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Still pretty sure you're just trolling at this point; it doesn't take that long to get in decent enough shape for them to send you to Basic Training if you're serious about joining.
:stopitslime:

Hell, we had muhfukkas that made it through that couldn't even make it through their 1WOT PT test without gassing out.

^Re-read that. We had motherfukkers graduate that couldn't even run a mile and half when they got there, so what's your hang-up? Waiting for medical doesn't make sense because you could have some other shyt pop up in the meantime. Getting in shape isn't it because it doesn't take that long to get in shape to go to basic (you're NOT going SR/CCT/PJ/TACP/EOD, so you don't need to be an American Sniper-ass nikka).
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Imma put you on ignore (that means leave you on read) until somebody @'s me with proof you got in. Tired of rehashing this same shyt with you year after year.


Good luck in life. :hubie:

I read while this was playing in the background
 

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You’re purposely deflecting and going off topic. This is about militaries, not a nation’s infrastructure or medicare system. China would straight WASH Canada and France at the same fukking time in a head up military conflict, so what you’re babbling about is irrelevant. I don’t give a fukk about the status of their nationwide healthcare.
:mjlol:

The U.S. military is concerned about adding transgender soldiers and lowering the standards for Special Operations so that more women can pass. We all know what side of the political spectrum is responsible for that. No need to mention the chaos and degeneracy in Western Society in general. I won’t attempt to pull what you did.
:sas1:

All the while, China has been banning anything effeminate and propagandizing not only their soldiers, but their entire populace to be crash dummies for the cause.

So you a Russian sympathizer as well, huh? :unimpressed:

You feel that masculinity is under attack and you lusting for the days of old, too.
 

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I read while this was playing in the background


Wasn't even that type of energy, but you an old-ass nikka, you should know you're gonna have to shyt or get off the pot, not just keep posting on the coli about it. :francis:


Ole buddy been not made it through RASP and already started a new career and this man still talking about signing up? :mjtf:
 

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Wasn't even that type of energy, but you an old-ass nikka, you should know you're gonna have to shyt or get off the pot, not just keep posting on the coli about it. :francis:


Ole buddy been not made it through RASP and already started a new career and this man still talking about signing up? :mjtf:
:dead: all jokes aside you are absolutely right
The world doesn't except excuses from men past a certain age
 

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The southern US exists.

Talking out the side of your neck. :unimpressed:

GI Bill/tuition repayment, signing bonuses, travel, blowing up shyt, a paycheck, certs, TA & going to college...


Ain't nobody talking that "fighting for freedom" shyt, especially to minorities that ain't feeling "free" at home in the first place. :rudy:
 

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The southern US exists.
Those dudes don't need a pitch at all.

And they're the ones working out with the recruiter all through high school to show up in shape :manny: we never running out of infantry thanks to the 24 hour news cycle
 

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Talking out the side of your neck. :unimpressed:

GI Bill/tuition repayment, signing bonuses, travel, blowing up shyt, a paycheck, certs, TA & going to college...


Ain't nobody talking that "fighting for freedom" shyt, especially to minorities that ain't feeling "free" at home in the first place. :rudy:

The south is only minorities? :francis:



Those dudes don't need a pitch at all.

And they're the ones working out with the recruiter all through high school to show up in shape :manny: we never running out of infantry thanks to the 24 hour news cycle


Nobody needs a pitch when the "freedom" schtick works. There's no point in pretending otherwise when there are recruiters in rural towns/high schools/every Friday night game for hundreds of miles doing exactly that.

And regarding the infantry thing, very few will be honest about the risk-reward aspect, so...:unimpressed:
 

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The south is only minorities? :francis:






Nobody needs a pitch when the "freedom" schtick works. There's no point in pretending otherwise when there are recruiters in rural towns/high schools/every Friday night game for hundreds of miles doing exactly that.

And regarding the infantry thing, very few will be honest about the risk-reward aspect, so...:unimpressed:
Most people who go into infantry nowadays know being grunt is the suck.

In fact infantry fukking marine corps had a 13month wait when I joined in 2008..which is why I went Navy. I didn't want 03..but everything else was atleast a year wait.
 

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The south is only minorities? :francis:






Nobody needs a pitch when the "freedom" schtick works. There's no point in pretending otherwise when there are recruiters in rural towns/high schools/every Friday night game for hundreds of miles doing exactly that.

And regarding the infantry thing, very few will be honest about the risk-reward aspect, so...:unimpressed:

Didn't say the South is only minorities, but that "fight for freedom" shyt is usually a white boy talking point. :usure:

At no point in time did a recruiter ever mention to me anything about freedom, democracy, patriotism, duty, none of that. :stopitslime:


Remind me what branch you served in again, or is this all just conjecture from a motherfukker with no 214 or CAC to his name? :martin:
 

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But to be fair, sub 8 minute miles are above average.
Anything over like 7:50 min mile was a Red badge..blue badge Presidential was like 7min and under
No they're not, not in the military.

Dudes running a 12 minute mile and a half in the Air Force are officially on that :flabbynsick: cardio time.

I mean, anyone that got a red or yellow in BMT was basically a whole hoe, and most of the fukks that washed out for PT (it happens :dwillhuh: ) were Reds off rip from that 1WOT eval.

Hell, even the outta shape doughboys were doing their six laps in less than 8 min/mile pace. :gucci:
 

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The south is only minorities? :francis:






Nobody needs a pitch when the "freedom" schtick works. There's no point in pretending otherwise when there are recruiters in rural towns/high schools/every Friday night game for hundreds of miles doing exactly that.

And regarding the infantry thing, very few will be honest about the risk-reward aspect, so...:unimpressed:
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The folks who want to join due to the family tradition, 'freedom', and personal/ideological convictions (like the idiots who went to fight Russians in Ukraine FOR FREE) are not the issue with this kind of report. That motivation is the same type of energy that gets you out of bed at 5am to run laps and hit the gym well in advance of when that training is actually needed.

And the south is firmly the motherland of the infantry and combat arms alongside the midwest. Those kids got raised on war stories and VA money.
 
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