80s babies / 30+ brehs and brehettes, what went flabby and sick on you first?

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Mostly my back cuz my long commute and the corners of my hairline keep moving up :mjcry:

And a nikka can't hang and drink no more. Watch my ass flop on the couch after going out to dinner and drinking a few :francis:

Is tuurble brehs :flabbynsick:
 

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As brehs have previously stated:
Eyesight
Belly fat, and ability to lose it
Stamina/energy
Ability to hang out and drink



I would like to add:

Ability to rebound from drinking!!!

When I was in college, I could have a wild night of getting fukked up, and then wake up and have a relatively normal day.

Shiiid, now I need multiple days to recover from getting nice/buzzed. I was drinking this weekend, but taking it slow. I didn't get fukked up at all. I have been fukking suffering all day today, and probably will tomorrow.
 

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Hairline still strong:takedat:
Skin still glowing :takedat:

Been eating bad these past few week so got a slight belly coming in but ain't nothing I cant change with 2 weeks at the gym and a better diet:ehh:

Eyes been bad since 4th grade:mjcry:

And my hip started doing this funny thing recently :sadcam:

Turn 30 in July :wow:
 

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Also, the breh who mentioned the fear of dying was so right. Every day, I be thinking about the fact that one day I'll be "dead" as we perceive it. I be calculating how many years I have left, depending on how well I plan on taking care of myself.
 

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My right knee. but only acts up when I'm walking up and downs steps

The fact that I have body parts that "act up" now is some bullshyt. For me it's the knee that I fukked up in high school, my toe that I broke last year, my ankle/foot that I sprained later the same year and my left index finger bc I write for a living. smh. But I kmow when a storm's coming :myman:

I'm a D cup now though...titties haven't failed me yet :blessed:

I started at B cups and 5 kids later have run out of letters for these thangs. I'm too small for tig ol biddies tho so I'm getting a reduction this year.

My hip and my back. But I have a feeling if I got a breast reduction I would feel much better.
And this is why. I can't keep all this extra weight up top. I'm only 5'1" and half of that is titties.

For the ladies, y’all still look the same as y’all did in y’all younger / early 20s pics :usure:

Not talking about weight, but skin and everything else...




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Them titties ain’t that big and still sit up :lupe:

I still look the same, for the most part, especially bc my skin chilled out and I don't have the teen acne I carried into my 20s. Titties still sit pretty nice too even if they're doing too much.

One thing that's definitely changed is my patience. I used all of it in my youth and have NONE to spare now.

And I can't just eat whatever. I'll be on the toilet hating life if I eat any fast food. And I get those rancid dog farts at night. Waking myself up like "tha fukk is that smell and realizing it's me:to:. Gotta detox with sweet potatoes and salad for a week afterward.
 

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I was HOPING my metabolism would chill the fukk out so I could put a little bit more weight on.

Nope.

Mothafukkas lied to me.

Just finished eating a WHOLE sub and half an Entenmann's Chocolate Iced Devil's Food Cake.

Still got like half a fried chicken waiting for me at home I'm looking forward to.​
 

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Liquor tolerance is PLUNGING....I’m kinda alrite with that tho.

Physically, my stomach. There’s zero hope for that mufugga
:wow:
 
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