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[dora_da_destroyer]

Glad I watched a bootleg as we were really set to find a babysitter to go see this. Money saved


And ain’t Delores gonna die when they get her home? Isn’t the point that these things are only thriving near the equator?

 

[ill_will82]

This movie was slow & boring. I wasn't going to see it at all but I had to get out of the house today.

The concept is getting tired.

 

[Sensitive Christian Grey]

Standard JP experience

I might have preferred Jurassic World 1, at least seeing them let loose in a filled out park was cool

They really remade the raptor kitchen scene with some knockoff turkey pigeon dinosaurs

Raft scene was cool, I liked the mosasaur scene as well. But I was actually ready to one star this movie giving Mahershala Ali some lame sacrifice, lucky they turned this back. One hand, I should have appreciated it as throughout I thought there was no tension, just killing nameless mooks whether good or bad but on the other hand that sacrifice attempt wasn't compelling.

I also appreciate them attempting new shyt with the mutants, but that last monster was weak as hell, T Rex, played out as he is was more menacing.

And it's only out of its cage because of a Snickers bar?

 

[Sensitive Christian Grey]

Glad I watched a bootleg as we were really set to find a babysitter to go see this. Money saved


And ain’t Delores gonna die when they get her home? Isn’t the point that these things are only thriving near the equator?

Merchandise never dies.

Though with that equator line, it could be cool to see a JP set in Africa with black main characters

 

[Sccit]

SOLID ENTRY INTO THE FRANCHISE

LIKE THAT THEY BROUGHT THE HORROR STYLE KILLS BACK

 

[Rapmastermind]

Jurassic World Rebirth​

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Still banking strong after 3 weeks with serious competition but it will win the July battle against Supes and Fantastic. Also it still has to open in other places overseas. Again A Billion will be close but hard because of so much competition but it's moving in that direction. Scarjo now moves to #1 All Time Box Office as a Lead Actress. "Blade" is finally being fast tracked after years with Mahershala's success in this film. Speaking of Dinos, did y'all see that trailer for that Vietnam Dino Movie? It was based off a novel series. But the Dinos look like they were using some Jurassic effects. But it does have a B-Movie vibe. I'm cool with other people trying Dino concepts, "Jurassic" shouldn't have the monopoly. I watched that "65" movie with Adam Driver but it was only aiight. But it's called "Primative War". They even used the tagline, "This isn't a walk in the Park", lol:

 

[daemonova]

 

[daemonova]

Spoiler: Death

French dude had to die because *redacted* stupid

 

[daemonova]

1:40 mark

 

[daemonova]

Movie should have been over, no more wack ass set pieces, origin stories, none of it.

 

[daemonova]

@King_Kamala61 time for a age check.

23....
We good.

Sone would say she is like a young Scarlett Johansson. But Scarlett always seemed manufactured to me, even in The Girl with the Pearl Earring.

This chick seems more......feral.

She probably don't play for the home team but my spank bank don't care about none of that.

No way she did as many chicks as Janine or Julia Ann, won't nobody come here and they ddukes. @I love Latina women @RennisDeynolds

 

[daemonova]

Forty minutes too long, a rack of dumbass decision to boot. This new cast, aside from Johansson and Ali have not earned the credit for being earnest.

6.5/10

 

[MajesticLion]

I don't think I can finish this.



All the obvious stupidities aside, I find myself completely losing it when

Spoiler

you get to the sleeping T-Rex rolling over...and all I can think of is this:

WHY
CAN
I
NOT
STOP
LAUGHING

 

[duckbutta]

When they were getting chased by that snake in the river, they got all of 1 foot away from the water and the snake turned around like "curses aint no way I can slither my ass onto that piece of land got to abandon the mission"

Admired the brontosaurus while he was on a date with his chick and then shot it directly in the neck to get its blood. Bronto breh was like

As soon as Duncan walked around the corner that alien t rex popped up with the other dude looking for him like

ScarJo had that pistol the whole time ? Cause she could have saved multiple people with it

Scarjo sports bra was working overtime in this to. Put that thing in the HOF

Dinosaurs got plenty of other dinosaurs to eat on the island but they doing ringling brothers shyt to try and catch humans they eat in 2 bites or swallow whole

 

[Chris Cool]

shyt was trash. Mahershala was the only likeable character. Mexican family sucked and severed no purpose. Cliche ass characters, you knew who was dying once they appeared. Retarded ass looking main boss dino. 4/10.

Woat Jurassic park movie.