A cake just blew a load in her mouth and she still suckn

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Man women be weird as fukk wanting to see each other do sexual acts like that. Lmao these chicks are shot in the head, like really, why would you wanna look at your friend suck a dikk fake skeeting in her mouth.
Bruh:deadmanny::deadmanny::deadmanny:

Imagine the inverse and it's a man eating out a p*ssy cake in front of his boys:deadmanny:

That nikka would get cussed out and roasted until the end of his days:deadmanny::deadmanny::deadmanny:

Yo ass is OUT the muthafukkin friend group :dead:
 

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That’s not a Harlem approved cake

damn I just had a whole black mirror episode play out in my head.

imagine if that cake was sentient. Your rolled into a ballroom surrounded by the most most beautiful women you’ve ever seen of varying races, ages, and body types. They’re hollering and soon they’re screaming “SUCK IT! SUCK IT! SUCK IT!”

your like “looks like I actually died and literally went to heaven :mjlit:

out from the crowd comes a giant hulking gay dude. You realize your at a bachelorette party, his bachelorette party, a world renowned stylist. He immediately starts sucking you off to cheers and then you realize “I use to hold bytches down and fukk them in their mouths in my past life :sadcam:

The cheering slowly stops because you never cum, you aren’t gay the experience was revolting sexual torture. He eventually stops too. You think “at least I’ll go out in these ladies mouths :ld:

but everyone is kind of bummed out that you didn’t work like it said you would so your wheeled out and placed in a dark musty room. Later that night you are slowly devoured out of existence by the obese Mexican janitor.
 

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damn I just had a whole black mirror episode play out in my head.

imagine if that cake was sentient. Your rolled into a ballroom surrounded by the most most beautiful women you’ve ever seen of varying races, ages, and body types. They’re hollering and soon they’re screaming “SUCK IT! SUCK IT! SUCK IT!”

your like “looks like I actually died and literally went to heaven :mjlit:

out from the crowd comes a giant hulking gay dude. You realize your at a bachelorette party, his bachelorette party, a world renowned stylist. He immediately starts sucking you off to cheers and then you realize “I use to hold bytches down and fukk them in their mouths in my past life :sadcam:

The cheering slowly stops because you never cum, you aren’t gay the experience was revolting sexual torture. He eventually stops too. You think “at least I’ll go out in these ladies mouths :ld:

but everyone is kind of bummed out that you didn’t work like it said you would so your wheeled out and placed in a dark musty room. Later that night you are slowly devoured out of existence by the obese Mexican janitor.
:hhh:
 
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