A Guide to the Insipid Logic of the New Age Kobe Stan aka The Coli Cockroach

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LeBron couldn't play in the 90s, which was an era of juggernauts and true gladiators with hearts of pure fire and steel testicles. At the same time, Jordan played in a watered down era, and if Kobe had played in his era he would've been even better than MJ. Kobe could've thrived in the 90s, even though Bron has put up better numbers than Kobe for years in this weaker era, because playing in a more difficult era would've somehow been easier for Kobe than for Bron, because the more difficult era for Bron is actually a more watered down era for Kobe. Because all eras are harder and easier at the same time for Jordan, LeBron and Kobe, depending on the discussion at hand.

Also, Burt Reynolds says LeBron wouldn't have won a playoff series in the early 80s, and Acie Earl left Michael Jordan out of his all time top 3 players in an interview on a public access show in Iowa.

When LeBron went for 29-7-5 on 51% from the field and 45% from 3 against Indiana, it proved LeBron can't play well against teams with defensively dominant big men.

Efficiency is some meaningless, made-up concept; triple doubles are cheap and easy; teammates' performance doesn't ever factor into the correlation between individual success and team success... unless we're talking about the years the Lakers turned in sub-par seasons, which prove only that Kobe is always to be viewed as the greatest, regardless of team performance.

Tim Duncan being undefeated in the Finals means nothing, because Kobe has been to more Finals and any idiot knows that you'd rather lose in the Finals than not make it there at all. On the other hand, The years Kobe was going home early and not making the playoffs at all are cool, because any idiot knows you'd rather not even be in the finals if you're like LeBron and you lose when you get there.

The mind of a kobe stan is like a recently flushed, constantly swirling toilet bowl. It's becoming painful to watch this mental illness evolve and become more consuming. My ignore list has grown by 5 posters just in the past week.

Someone photoshop an instagram photo of Kobe doing Tai Chi on a deserted Malibu beach so the roaches will have something to nibble on and nourish their feeble minds.
 

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LMAO i think ive encountered all these arguments from Kobe stans at one point in time on this board. Their logic is just :mindblown:
 

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:ufdup: You is just trying to take heat off the lebron thread I see right thru you. :ohhh:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I don't give a fukk about Bron outside of appreciating his talent. When he fukks up, I don't gain anything in my life by pretending he doesn't. And his performance against the Mavs was a fukking disgrace. I don't post about basketball with an agenda in mind.

:dahell:

Didnt you just do this thread nikka :comeon:

You could post that in 95% of threads Kobe stans make about Kobe, Bron, or MJ and it would be suitable.
 

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I don't give a fukk about Bron outside of appreciating his talent. When he fukks up, I don't gain anything in my life by pretending he doesn't. And his performance against the Mavs was a fukking disgrace. I don't post about basketball with an agenda in mind.



You could post that in 95% of threads Kobe stans make about Kobe, Bron, or MJ and it would be suitable.

:userious?:




u make countless threads completely dedicated to shytting on kobe
 
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