A Guide to the Insipid Logic of the New Age Kobe Stan aka The Coli Cockroach

[ThugLife]

This is the part where the Kobe stans pretend they didn't read the post with tears in their eyes

 

[Malta]

I also love how they say Kobe Bryant is better than Tim Duncan, because he has 1 more ring, but Michael Jordan isn't better than Kobe despite having 1 more ring. Also, if the Spurs win the title Tim can't pass Kobe because there's a good chance Tony Parker wins the finals MVP, even though Kobe collected zero finals MVPs while playing with Shaq, and those 3 rings seem to count the same, yet Tim's 3 finals MVPs don't seem to matter.

 

[gho3st]

nicca stays makin shyt up...99.9% kobe stans be you a sucka for believe that shyt and subsequently making a thread about it.

 

[Goatpoacher]

Hey admins, please add a "Nominate for a Pulitzer" option.

 

[Malta]

A Kobe stan roach who doesn't read? Who'dathunkit?

Fam, I can't even wait till next season to watch them crocodile tears start flowing as Kobe shoots the Lakers out of the playoffs on his "I'm not done" tour.

 

[Teal.]

There just be a new sub forum for these threads

 

[CantStop]

But guess what? If Lebron is so great, why has he struggled against the Spurs for years while Kobe has single handedly destroyed them in the playoffs? Ill wait.

 

[CantStop]

Fam, I can't even wait till next season to watch them crocodile tears start flowing as Kobe shoots the Lakers out of the playoffs on his "I'm not done" tour.

Oh like Kobe did this year? Oh wait....

 

[YouLoveMe]

No matter how many threads you make to shyt on LWO and The Gawd the Heat still got that butt tapped yesterday and Bron choking as usual. You not slick.

 

[OGmittee]

I also love how they say Kobe Bryant is better than Tim Duncan, because he has 1 more ring, but Michael Jordan isn't better than Kobe despite having 1 more ring. Also, if the Spurs win the title Tim can't pass Kobe because there's a good chance Tony Parker wins the finals MVP, even though Kobe collected zero finals MVPs while playing with Shaq, and those 3 rings seem to count the same, yet Tim's 3 finals MVPs don't seem to matter.

LOL this thread should just be a compilation of the thoughts that go through their heads

 

[Malta]

Oh like Kobe did this year? Oh wait....

Was he coming off one of these?

I'm here for you breh, the Tim Duncan express could use your stanning, you'd be a valuable asset.

 

[CantStop]

Was he coming off one of these?

I'm here for you breh, the Tim Duncan express could use your stanning, you'd be a valuable asset.

because Kobe is built like every other athlete correct? I bet you that you were one of those people that were calling for father time in 2009

17 years later and coming off his most efficient season carrying a bunch of d leaguers. We are not worthy

 

[YouLoveMe]

Lebron should watch this. Kobe teaches everybody how to beat the Spurs. Somebody tweet this to Lebron.



[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1cE5emof5w]Kobe Bryant 40 point games | #22 | 44 points vs Spurs [2003-02-14] - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Malta]

because Kobe is built like every other athlete correct? I bet you that you were one of those people that were calling for father time in 2009

17 years later and coming off his most efficient season carrying a bunch of d leaguers. We are not worthy

In this entire response, I don't see you turning down the offer to join the Duncan LLC

17 years? Let me know when he gets to the NBA finals beyond his 15th season :Nopostmoves:

 

[jerniebert]

That was deep like a good book.