A Guide to the Insipid Logic of the New Age Kobe Stan aka The Coli Cockroach

[Dwight Howard]

thread is Blueprint 2 status

 

[Lakers Offseason]

At this point in Lebron's career vs what Kobe has accomplished? Kobe >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Lebron

Bron ain't done yet so he could be considered greater after all is said and done, but if you argue this point at the very moment, then you're a fukking imbecile.

The Lebron praise gets trolled because you new age fans are morons.

 

[McPiff]

HALF YALL nikkaS LIVE IN CANADA AINT NO SUNLIGHT THERE

 

[Jerz-2]

Nevermind the thread, this gif is freakin' AWESOME.

Look how Charlie Brown's bytch ass automatically knew to go for the soul clasp at the start of the handshake.....

 

[Newzz]

Boring thread....poor execution.



I aint even bout to entertain this garbage.



And to my brother @Malta. We bout to fight like Ken vs Ryu/Scorpion vs Sub-Zero/Bret Hart vs Shawn Michaels cause you riding for the wrong team.


One day both Kobe and Tim will finally be retired and we can finally put this rivalry between us to rest




Until then.......

































Kobe > Tim

 

[Killer Instinct]

It's the definition of irony. How Kobe stans are called the crazy ones when people that don't like them make threads about how they hate Kobe or how they think his stans make too many threads. Truth is, like someone said its 95% haters that make these threads in the first place(op being a major culprit).

It's absolutely Dude just more or less MADE this thread a week or two ago. Kobe is the bane of their existence and they don't even realize it. This obsession is some kind of undiagnosed mental illness.

 

[god shamgod]

Feels good derailing these fakkits threads

by posting nude pics of kobe? please ban this homo

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

In a world, where grown men sit at computers and ride other grown mens dikks on the internet...

The stan wars, are in full effect...

who will win in this out-of-this-world c00nfest?

Tune in Sunday to find out what they will argue about next...

 

[Propaganda]

kobe stans are from the ether.

all they've done is bytch and moan and post irrelevant pics/vids...then in a last ditch effort to save face, they pull the ultimate go-to move of the pathetic and desperate - they try to turn it around and point the finger at everyone else.

all because they can't refute a single thing walt said.

 

[Bilz]

nicca stays makin shyt up...99.9% kobe stans be you a sucka for believe that shyt and subsequently making a thread about it.

Whenever you stans get cornered, you start saying you were just trolling, etc but be specific. Name the specific lies you tell that you don't really believe.

 

[Newzz]

kobe stans are from the ether.

all they've done is bytch and moan and post irrelevant pics/vids...then in a last ditch effort to save face, they pull the ultimate go-to move of the pathetic and desperate - they try to turn it around and point the finger at everyone else.

all because they can't refute a single thing walt said.

We just refuted this garbage thread about 2 weeks ago.....he turns around and posts the same shyt, just using different words, and we should have to engage in this bullshyt convo again?


Nah breh.....I'm good on that:props:

 

[prophecypro]

Walt with another classic thread

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

But guess what? If Lebron is so great, why has he struggled against the Spurs for years while Kobe has single handedly destroyed them in the playoffs? Ill wait.

Kobe's been eliminated by the Spurs three times as many times as Lebron.

 

[CantStop]

Kobe's been eliminated by the Spurs three times as many times as Lebron.

Maybe because Kobe plays in the same conference as the Spurs. Jesus Christ, you trolling? And 2013 doesn't count as an elimination for Kobe you prick

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Maybe because Kobe plays in the same conference as the Spurs. Jesus Christ, you trolling? And 2013 doesn't count as an elimination for Kobe you prick

Of course it does.