A list of things masculine men apparently can’t do

[Low End Derrick]

 

[TEH]

I never did anything on that list.

All I do is hunt, speak multiple languages, work out, read books, wear tailored suits, barbecue, drive trucks, be a deacon at church, own 20 businesses, & walk Rottweilers.

Something like me. I fight wild animals and eat their hearts after I kill them. I haven’t been barefoot since I was I toddler. I deadlift old cars and I don’t own a shirt.

 

[Saint1]

Can't go to brunch?

fukk outta here


EDIT: Be a Gemini.
Born in the wrong month you ain't a man.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

I have made it my mission in life to do everything on that list that I don't do already.

 

[Givethanks]

Didn't listen or read the list

But these things are always funny
Men can't use umbrellas in the rainMen can't reach to put sheets on the bed

Men can't eat yogurt

Men can't drive with two hands

Men can't drink strawberry lemonade Men can't be cold

Men can't blow on hot food

Men can't be under 6'3

And my favourite, men can't work for other men

This shyt is so crazy

 

[Ahadi]

That’s exactly the problem today.



Too many options and women are actively looking for red flags for the smallest things

 

[Saint1]

Didn't listen or read the list

But these things are always funny
Men can't use umbrellas in the rainMen can't reach to put sheets on the bed

Men can't eat yogurt

Men can't drive with two hands

Men can't drink strawberry lemonade Men can't be cold

Men can't blow on hot food

Men can't be under 6'3

And my favourite, men can't work for other men

This shyt is so crazy

p*ssy ass Calls another man his employer. Might as well wear a dress

 

[Jamal514]

A masculine man should never take hoe babble seriously

 

[Givethanks]

p*ssy ass Calls another man his employer. Might as well wear a dress

Men aren't allowed to take bubble baths

 

[Womb Raider]

 

[Playaz Eyez]

I saw this earlier and instantly thought of this thread

 

[Womb Raider]

 

[876MJ]

The majority of this list is bullshyt, but a few points are true.

Look better than woman: men should be well groomed/clean period. If you are getting your brows done ,wear weave and won't stop crying about your hairline ......

unless you swim/dive or cycle at an Olympic level , why are shaving any hair off your body ??

the only people I know with fake instagram accounts are females

 

[Reptile]

Black Women will call black heterosexual men homophobic but will then use the term “sassy”(feminine gay man) as slur towards black heterosexual men

Black women are probably the most homophobic group of people ever.

 

[-DMP-]

Someone re up the list