A Question For You Nice Guys

[MAKAVELI25]

Dap/Pos Rep for cliffnotes?

 

[iBrowse]

So lately I've been doing the nice guy thing. Being less of an @sshole, more courteous, clearer conscience ,not engaging in trifling activity, trying to help others and all that ol bullshyt.

So today I'm cruisin near the university, approaching stoplight by the school dorms and spot a nice lil thick (petite thick not fat thick) pretty dark skinned honey in a sundress walking. Im thinking shes a student. Ass lookin all sundress so snug you can spot the panty line from a distance (if your a hawk like me)

Light turns green, i don't move, she's now in shouting distance coming up to crosswalk...I spit

Shawty: "umm I think the lights green"

Me: "Ay...I was hopin you needed a ride"

Shawty: "ummm no............you know what, I really don't feel like walkin all the way to the store in this heat. Yea I could use a quick lift"

Me: "well brang ya ass!" ((unlock))


So now we have these juicy hips bouncing across the intersection to my car. People in other cars all like "you lucky b*stard"...my ego soakin it in, hand on the steerin wheel


She hops in ((lock)) and after the "so what's your name blah blah" I ask "so where we headed?"

Shawty: "oh just to the closest store, I'm on recess from court. I gotta be back in 20 mins. Not sure if they gon lock me up tonight." ......i failed to mention the county courthouse is two blocks from the university.

At this point I'm

Me: "what's the charge?"

Shawty: "narc possession, intent, theft of over 17g's" ....((unlock))

Shawty: "lol hell I just did 6 months last year. It's cool though, my lawyer tryin to get me on paper....I been in court all mornin I'm hungry as hell too, where's a good spot to eat at over here?"


My question is how should a nice guy have handled this situation? Could I still be considered nice and have chosen one of the following


(A) "bytch get out."

(B) "oh shyt..Ay..I just got a text, one of my relatives trapped in a burning car and I gotta go help em. ...so bytch get out."



(C) take her to the closest gas station/store (six blocks away) and soon as she gets out hit her with

(D) take her to the store, take her hungry ass to Wendy's then take her crazy (but fine az hell) hoodrat ass back to court

As a nice guy...do you want to have sex with this fine, but crazy specimen?

 

[Rawtid]

Lmmfao!!!

Stop letting strangers in your car. If she wasn't at court she probably would have robbed your dumb ass.

 

[DredayAK]

lol, don't do it. No brotha gets less sex than the nice guy.

I know this all too well.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

My question is how should a nice guy have handled this situation? Could I still be considered nice and have chosen one of the following


(A) "bytch get out."

(B) "oh shyt..Ay..I just got a text, one of my relatives trapped in a burning car and I gotta go help em. ...so bytch get out."



(C) take her to the closest gas station/store (six blocks away) and soon as she gets out hit her with

(D) take her to the store, take her hungry ass to Wendy's then take her crazy (but fine az hell) hoodrat ass back to court

Fufill your obligation. Lets not do favors for sexual favors, friend. You're using charm as a form of deceit which is so demonic, friend.

 

[iBrowse]

The fact that she casually mentions this shyt too on some "well how was your day " shyt is equally astounding.

 

[Marco Zen]

As a nice guy...do you want to have sex with this fine, but crazy specimen?

Yes

 

[Ricky Church]

Dap/Pos Rep for cliffnotes?

- OP turns over new leaf as a "good guy in training."
- drives past college campus and spots a thick shawty at the intersection.
- pulls over, offers her a ride, she accepts cause it was hot out.
- finds out she was coming from a courthouse nearby and not school.
- explained she was caught up with narcotics and robbery.
- she tried to slick him outta a free meal.
- wanted to know how a nice guy would handle the situation from then on.

 

[Michael's Black Son]

LMFAO @ "well brang ya ass!"

 

[iBrowse]

Yes

Then I suggest asking her out (assuming she doesn't get locked up) to a very public spot during the daytime. Then for each subsequent 'rondayview' (no lie I saw a nikka spell it like that online ) you save that afternoon delight for the afternoon.

 

[Soundbwoy]

shoulda convinced her to let you hit since she was most likely going away for awhile

this man knows how to play the game with birds

 

[Marco Zen]

@Ricky Church

I left out somethin in the worst case scenario...,she couldn't get (much) cash, wouldn't have got far in the whip but I can't lie shawty couldve got me for my jewelry if she was holdin

Thinkin wit my dikk got me out here fukkin up ain it mane

 

[MikelArteta]

I love these coli choose your own adventure stories

 

[Marco Zen]

 

[Ricky Church]

@Ricky Church

I left out somethin in the worst case scenario...,she couldn't get (much) cash, wouldn't have got far in the whip but I can't lie shawty couldve got me for my jewelry if she was holdin

Thinkin wit my dikk got me out here fukkin up ain it mane

what'd you end up doing tho? you took her ass to the gas station or pulled over and told her get out, then did the dip?