A Regular Russell Wilson Would Be A 27 Year Old Virgin Simp Getting Cheated On

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Aight this topic is wack as fukk:gurl:

But im overdue for a post and don't want to get fined so let me speak on something..

how would i go about getting at women if I were a recognizable celebrity??:troll:

:jbhmm:hmmmm

:lupe:would I fukk my groupies??
would I scope out social media??
Only deal with day ones??
Hang with Jeffrey Epstein?? :whoa:

Personally I'd only deal with females who were celebrities on their own right

I might start with that irish girl from the corrs who play violin
Then switch it up and date that girl from Chicago fire
Then maybe a Russian figure skater
Or judge Jenkins see what's under that robe :patrice:

Every other Wednesday I'd log into the coli and neg anyone talking reckless about my dikk:pachaha:

Theyd peep the verified checkmark and go Finally!! Old-timer is spending time with us!!:blessed:

:beli:okay this was mad corny but I gotta make my quota:francis:
 

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yeah a 5'11 in shape black man with a bachelors degree coming from a good familyt would struggle to get females
 
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Russell wouldn't have any issue finding a woman that shared his values or was willing to wait for marriage. Don't try to attack him because you're not the type of man women would be willing to sacrifice for.


Exactly there woman who wait for marriage in a lot of places. Russell wouldn't have a problem getting a womAn. it's a lot of regular black guys with a woman
 

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Russell Wilson is attractive and has qualities that women find desirable. He wouldn't have a problem attracting women or keeping women.

Perhaps, there are other reasons why some of you are having problems with women? Maybe you aren't attractive, or you lack in some area that turns women off?
 
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yeah a 5'11 in shape black man with a bachelors degree coming from a good familyt would struggle to get females
He's not 5'11 breh, dudes like 5'8-5'9 they exaggerate your height in sports all the time :mjlol:

Why you think he had a white girl before? :mjpls:
 

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So let's take away the millions and assume he's a 9-to-5 whatever but looked exactly the same.

Alright. Sans that, he would still have qualities that he seems to exhibit (listed below):

5'10. Decent height, yet unspectacular.
Baby hair, probably considered objectively handsome.
Man of faith and a man of principles. Good-hearted. Comes from a white-collar, two-parent home.
Natural leader/alpha male tendencies.
Very driven. Chances are, whatever job he has would call for him to make decisions and thus be paid as such.
From Richmond, Va. By his own admission had a little savage/bully in him.

His selection pool might shrink down, but on paper this is still a man of CONSIDERABLE value. Quality women of virtue would check for this man, most definitely. Besides, no matter how much of a good man or good woman someone else, there is still somebody out there in the world, several people, that would dog their asses out. Nobody is above being cheated on.
 

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Russell Wilson is attractive and has qualities that women find desirable. He wouldn't have a problem attracting women or keeping women.

Perhaps, there are other reasons why some of you are having problems with women? Maybe you aren't attractive, or you lack in some area that turns women off?
That's not what this thread is about
 

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Not really... you just made a dumb ass assertion that was steeped in idiocy and bullshyt........ :manny:

So when logic looks at you in the face, you aint gon recognize..... nikka you said you 21..... you don't qualify to talk about what women can, will, or will not do....
I'm 22 :umad:

Keep on :cape: on bullshyt I never said tho.
 

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With each word read, I can feel the :mjcry::to: in your post, OP. Not trying to clown or anything but clearly, you're projecting. You need to let go of the anger you have towards women due to rejection, breh. That's only going to make things worse.
Before coming on thecoli I ain't even talk shyt about women online :rudy: The thread isn't about me. I can't say the truth about women without being labelled bitter or hurt :mjlol: Most western women are not going to wait until marriage to have sex. And my success ratio is higher than my rejection ratio. I don't have problems attracting women and never have :umad:
 

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Russell Wilson was a star quarterback at two different Division 1 schools and became a star in the NFL. He stuck by his high school sweetheart the entire time and supposedly never cheated.

Despite being drafted 75th in the 2012 NFL draft, he plays amazingly well his first year and goes on to win the superbowl his second year. Third year he makes it to the superbowl again.

He's an anomaly among superstar athletes. Not running through women, staying loyal to his wife, visiting children with cancer in the hospital almost everyday etc. His wife had what all these athletes' girlfriends and wives dream of. Loyalty from their man, but it wasn't enough. She had to go and cheat on Wilson with his teammate. Why? Who knows.. maybe because he's too nice.

Russell Wilson told Ciara "God told me that we should wait until marriage before having sex". If a regular Russell Wilson who wasn't a qb worth millions, today he would be a 27 year old virgin simp being used by women.

Imagine Russell Wilson going around telling all his girlfriends that they should wait until marriage to have sex if he were a regular dude. They would eventually cheat on him, leave, or lead him on while messing with other dudes.

I know his ex wife regrets cheating on him everyday. She's probably working a 9 to 5 and every so often gets together with her girls crying, talking shyt about Wilson and how he ain't shyt. He's the good one that got away and she will be hard pressed to find a man of his character, wealth, fame, and social status. :umad:

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Russell Simpson ain't most men, and she lawst him :to::troll:
#FACTS Virginized Negroes catching feelings
 

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Women under 25 wouldn't want him. They'd think he was lame. Which is why he dated white girls to begin with.

Girls older than 27 would find him attractive because he's a good fit for a husband/father. To their illegitimate kids most likely :mjlol:

I don't know why nikkas in here brag about 29 year old women wanting them. Expired milk. Women nearing the end of their fertility and dying to find a simp to marry them before they hit the big 3-0. Or worse, 35. It's not desirable. You want a woman who's 23 or 22 choosing you because she's in her prime choosing you, not a washed up thot trying to settle. But we know who the 22 year olds are looking for and it ain't a non-rich/non-famous Russell Wlson :mjlol:
 
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