A Stone Cold Return To Television
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GoddamnyamanProf
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Bring back legends just to repeat 9.99 like some clowns on Home Shopping Network, brehs
Cena isn't drawing those ratings for football season and Ambrose has a ways to go for fans want to really pay to see him. Sheamus couldn't sell tickets if his mother's life depended on it. Wyatts have been taken off television like they were never on TV this year. Cesaro was brought down for UTTERLY no reason. Lana is still rolling but how much can she carry? The Bellas are a ratings loser..Stephanie/Cripple H are ratings losers...Rollins is the MVP of the show along with Lana but how much can he carry on his back? Lesnar only shows up once a month...Blandy doesn't mean JACK SH1t to ratings, proven for years. So it's time for that STONE COLD boost.....
GoddamnyamanProf
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Austin has been leery of appearing on the PG stuff...he gets bleeped out alot like during that last hosting gig. Wonder how silly it gets this time...they probably will have him stun the Bunny or some wack shyt.
GoddamnyamanProf
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"If ya wanna see Stone Cold raise some hell, gimme a hell ya!"
"Well hell Im 50 years old...most of the hell I raise these days, is on my weekly podcast. Its called the Steve Austin Show, check it out"
"But if you wanna see Steve open up a few cans a whoop ass, well then that's what you're gonna see....on the WWE Network for just 9.99"
"On the WWE network, you can see Stone Cold beat the livin hell outta Vince McMahon (WHAT) The Rock (WHAT) Triple H (WHAT) Mick Foley (WHAT) The Undertaker (WHAT)...and its only nine niney niiiine, cause Stone Cold said so."
*music hits*
*SCSA calls for Steveweisers but they fired Mark the Timekeeper*
"Well hell Im 50 years old...most of the hell I raise these days, is on my weekly podcast. Its called the Steve Austin Show, check it out"
"But if you wanna see Steve open up a few cans a whoop ass, well then that's what you're gonna see....on the WWE Network for just 9.99"
"On the WWE network, you can see Stone Cold beat the livin hell outta Vince McMahon (WHAT) The Rock (WHAT) Triple H (WHAT) Mick Foley (WHAT) The Undertaker (WHAT)...and its only nine niney niiiine, cause Stone Cold said so."
*music hits*
*SCSA calls for Steveweisers but they fired Mark the Timekeeper*
Rayzah
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That sounds like something they would do, but stone cold wouldn't agree to come back just to read a scripted promo"If ya wanna see Stone Cold raise some hell, gimme a hell ya!"
"Well hell Im 50 years old...most of the hell I raise these days, is on my weekly podcast. Its called the Steve Austin Show, check it out"
"But if you wanna see Steve open up a few cans a whoop ass, well then that's what you're gonna see....on the WWE Network for just 9.99"
"On the WWE network, you can see Stone Cold beat the livin hell outta Vince McMahon (WHAT) The Rock (WHAT) Triple H (WHAT) Mick Foley (WHAT) The Undertaker (WHAT)...and its only nine niney niiiine, cause Stone Cold said so."
*music hits*
*SCSA calls for Steveweisers but they fired Mark the Timekeeper*
GoddamnyamanProf
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That Austin 9:99 shirt is going to be a sad sight
Rollins has been great on the mic and always is on point in the ring. Kids around here are giving the wrong guys too much credit. Rollins has played his role perfectly.
Nah, dude is boring as shyt on the mic. His voice sounds weird and he emphasizes the wrong words. People criticize Cesaro and Bryan on the mic but praise Rollins smh. Ambrose is the only guy worth watching on TV now.
This.