A Stone Cold Return To Television

[Plexxx]

Stone goat. Just line the roster up one by one and let him stun them for 3 hours. I would watch

 

[R=G]

Nah, dude is boring as shyt on the mic. His voice sounds weird and he emphasizes the wrong words. People criticize Cesaro and Bryan on the mic but praise Rollins smh. Ambrose is the only guy worth watching on TV now.

Nah..that voice...whatever..it gets heat. It works. And the more he wins, the more credible he sounds.

 

[The Don]

Like the boost Hogan's 9.99 promos gave em? All they're doing is tainting legacies

I actually thought his birthday WWE Network Promo at the end of Raw was pretty entertaining but other than that it is kinda redundant

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

Austin should fit right in promoting 9.99 with as many commercials as he has on his fukking podcast.

 

[Ill Lou Malnati]

Yeah, he'll simp for the network. Dude's been a clown for a decade now. Not saying he's not entertaining but he's not really "Stone Cold" anymore. He's just Steve Austin.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

"he's boring"
'no he isnt'
"yes he is"
'but he isnt'

what..

 

[nomoreneveragain]

1 official Brock/Austin confrontation not like the stupid shyt before WM 20.

 

[Silkk]

That Austin 9:99 shirt is going to be a sad sight

 

[puppetmaster]

Austin should fit right in promoting 9.99 with as many commercials as he has on his fukking podcast.

He's just trying to save a brother some duckets on razors

Spoiler

yeah it's getting excessive when I'm having to listen to Steve Austin try to sell something called "Me Undies".

 

[BodeineBrazy]

Cena isn't drawing those ratings for football season and Ambrose has a ways to go for fans want to really pay to see him. Sheamus couldn't sell tickets if his mother's life depended on it. Wyatts have been taken off television like they were never on TV this year. Cesaro was brought down for UTTERLY no reason. Lana is still rolling but how much can she carry? The Bellas are a ratings loser..Stephanie/Cripple H are ratings losers...Rollins is the MVP of the show along with Lana but how much can he carry on his back? Lesnar only shows up once a month...Blandy doesn't mean JACK SH1t to ratings, proven for years. So it's time for that STONE COLD boost.....

glad u finally seen the light.

 

[Real]

I will watch.

 

[malbaker86]

"If ya wanna see Stone Cold raise some hell, gimme a hell ya!"

"Well hell Im 50 years old...most of the hell I raise these days, is on my weekly podcast. Its called the Steve Austin Show, check it out"

"But if you wanna see Steve open up a few cans a whoop ass, well then that's what you're gonna see....on the WWE Network for just 9.99"

"On the WWE network, you can see Stone Cold beat the livin hell outta Vince McMahon (WHAT) The Rock (WHAT) Triple H (WHAT) Mick Foley (WHAT) The Undertaker (WHAT)...and its only nine niney niiiine, cause Stone Cold said so."

*music hits*

*SCSA calls for Steveweisers but they fired Mark the Timekeeper*

my lord

 

[The Rainmaker]

*SCSA calls for Steveweisers but they fired Mark the Timekeeper*

No one is safe anymore

 

[CJ]

Can already see it now..

"And you can re-live some of my classic bouts.. like WM13 with the HitGOAT, on the WWE Network for just $9.99"
"What?"
"9.99...."
"What?"
"9.99........"

 

[Lord Scion]

Stone goat. Just line the roster up one by one and let him stun them for 3 hours. I would watch

w/ Kofi being first