A tiger steals your bumper, what would you do?

Sterling Archer

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They can run 40mph, try and run one over if you miss and hit that tree which results in your windshield breaking :merchant:
Breh :wow:

nikkas dont ever think about all the possible outcomes before taking action. :wow:
Meanwhile everybody tell me I overthink everything too much.:francis:
32yrs old and I never been unprepared or surprised by any actions yet. :wow:
 

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Imagine that phone call to the insurance company:

Agent: How can help you?

Owner: Yea, um, I had an accident... :sadcam:

Agent: Ok, what type of vehicle did the other driver have?

Owner: Um, he didn't have a car? :mjcry:

Agent: Ok, what did he have? :jbhmm:

Owner: Well, it uh, involved a tiger, he took my front bumper off my car :sadbron: :snoop:

Agent: Wait, what? :wtf: (hangs up, sends cancellation email)

Owner: Hello? Hello? :mjcry:
 

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I not know what you talking bout breh, that ain't my bumper. Let that tiger go about his day with his bumper :dame:
 

BAMBA

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Tiger walked away like

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:dead:
 

Xerces

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Tell the tiger

:ufdup:

Get out give it a stone cold stunner and walk off like D-Lo brown with my bumper over my shoulder like a title belt
 
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