A tiger steals your bumper, what would you do?
- Thread starter Supercoolmayo
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dterpsss
Hyperliquid.
Im sure the algorithm to determine your new premium will malfunctionImagine that phone call to the insurance company:
Agent: How can help you?
Owner: Yea, um, I had an accident...
Agent: Ok, what type of vehicle did the other driver have?
Owner: Um, he didn't have a car?
Agent: Ok, what did he have?
Owner: Well, it uh, involved a tiger, he took my front bumper off my car
Agent: Wait, what?(hangs up, sends cancellation email)
Owner: Hello? Hello?
Nikkas in here acting like they can fight tigers 
Supercoolmayo
Superstar
Tigers opening doors 
CoochieMane
#Wholesomegang
Kill an endangered species for a bumper brehs.
newworldafro
DeeperThanRapBiggerThanHH
I share that bumper now
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You better make sure you lock the door before you do that.
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what am i gonna do against this? wtf you think
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Ironman
#Knickstape
Got the King of Wakanda on speed dial
Getting my bumper back Asap
Lord_nikon
Veteran
call the salvage yard
NotAnFBIagent
[redacted]
We gotta run the fade
He used to walking on four limbs his hands and footwork can't be that good
He used to walking on four limbs his hands and footwork can't be that good
O.T.I.S.
The Monk & The Mercenary
Tiger would make your entire family a frosted flake. Take your L when it comes to killers... Human or otherwise:
If it's on the Benz then yea i have no choice. I will body that tiger with my bare hands for fukking with my insurance premiums
No.
street heat
merchant of death
QuintessentialBM
GoldenAgeGamer82 - PSN ID
call the salvage yard
Smartest man in this thread!
just reading this had me terrified...They can run 40mph, try and run one over if you miss and hit that tree which results in your windshield breaking
