Advice: Guy on Reddit explains how to Netflix and chill

[Rollo Goodlove]

I dare a bytch to ask me to cook in my house
Kinda hoes y'all got

What if that bytch breathe stank you gone offer the hoe a mint Lol that's maccin baccwards



who thinkin about dancin when u tryna fukk

 

[TRFG]

What if that bytch breathe stank you gone offer the hoe a mint Lol that's maccin baccwards

we aint kissing

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

If a chick comes to your place high chances of fukking unless u fukk it up


Being naturally funny and not a try hard >>>>>

 

[#1 pick]

If a chick comes to your place high chances of fukking unless u fukk it up


Being naturally funny and not a try hard >>>>>

I would say it's a 30% chance of having sex. That's crazy high, like you got over a 1 out of 4 chance of getting some. You are in good odds.

 

[Rollo Goodlove]

we aint kissing

Duh I'm talking bout after YALL eat

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Maaan instead of doing all that just make sure your place is clean and tidy...and just smell good that's why more important than fukking cooking




Fred

 

[Matt504]

Peak TLR

 

[Reality]

Kinda clean.

To be real, Netflix and chill is easy af. U almost can't mess it up.

Slap a blanket on the couch, make some drinks, turn the AC on blast. She gone get under that blanket and you in

Stop givin out secrets! These hoes are reading!

F'real though...I have my shyt turned to damn near 66 degrees with that blanket conveniently located on the arm rest.

"You're cold? Really? Lemme grab the blanket. "

fukk cooking and shyt. If she's over like that it's like kicking a game winning field from the 15 yard line...minimum effort / competency needed to score the W.

Just gotta make sure the snap and placement are clean.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Usually she makes that decision before she even arrives. You just gotta make sure you don't do anything to convince her NOT to fukk you.

Food is key, we all know that. I don't even think you need to cook. Order a nice pizza. Not the wack Dominos/Pizza Hut/etc franchise shyt she's used to, but something new and local. If she's a health/workout warrior take the L and order a Whole Foods pizza. You can get them on whole grain with healthy toppings. It's kinda trash but she'll like that shyt if she's into eating healthy.

Just end the thread here.

 

[Wise]

Cacs don't mind that, in life, usually white women had the worst smelling breath out of all races, rarely ran into a black woman with stank breath, but white people usually have that zesty cheesy breathe

I've actually never found white women who don't take care of themselves, at least 18-35 group.

It's white men who are unsanitary

 

[Ghpstface]

This thread is awesome i love cringing

 

[GreenGhxst]

I've actually never found white women who don't take care of themselves, at least 18-35 group.

It's white men who are unsanitary

It's usually not the well kempt looking white women, it's usually the hipster looking type and yeah white dudes be smelling like piss, the hipster gamer type

 

[Silkk]

Just get drinks and give her a massage

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

If you need a dissertation on how to fukk a chick that comes to the crib then sorry but you're lame.

Most of these folks that need a tutorial on how to get some p*ssy surely come off weird to women whether they know it or not

 

[Black Cobain]

Whites are an abnormal species, they're so predisposed to shyt like autism, savantism(?) and aspergers they have to turn nature into cold, rigid instruction.