Advice: Guy on Reddit explains how to Netflix and chill

[A1aaa]

F'real though...I have my shyt turned to damn near 66 degrees with that blanket conveniently located on the arm rest.

"You're cold? Really? Lemme grab the blanket. "

 

[street heat]

00000000000000000000000000004032look all the dudes on the coli saying how they don't need to do any of that and are drowning in pvssy. who would've thunk it ?

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

If she comes over, 98% of the work is done.

1. Have anything to drink
2. Clean your place ()
3. Bathe

(Grown adults should be doing 2 and 3 regardless )

 

[desjardins]

bytch better eat before she get there.
I supply the Netflix and the chill! That's it !
(Plus alcohol and weed )






What movie got the highest body count on y'all?
I think I done smashed while Love and Basketball was playing in the background at least 5 times. All that and I don't know what plot of the movie

The weirdest movie I ever netflixed and chilled with was Human Centipede
It was a white chick college student and I had her fukked up off high grade and wine while watching A movie where dude roofied the two chicks in his crib
Some of the best head I ever got in my life

 

[Kex]

If she comes back to your house she already wants to fukk. You think we just coming to the crib for conversation

 

[New Username]

All you need really is some Henny, take out, and play some future frfr

 

[CarbonBraddock]

I'm not cooking for no woman and am not paying for netflix for one either. When i text them to come over, i specifically tell them that they are gettin it dropped off in they draws when they get here. But of course I am a true mack and not everyone can just do that shyt.

 

[Drake is God]

Here's a tip: Get a woman drunk and you can do whatever you want to her.

 

[plushcarpet]

make sure to wear your tuxedo

 

[EffYou]

Wtf?

 

[Sauce Dab]

Not bad honestly

But he overthought it

If she's coming over, then she's pretty much already made up her mind that she wants to smash ......... Unless she was expecting you to have some food and she was trying to finesse a free meal and dip

 

[Sauce Dab]

bytch better eat before she get there.
I supply the Netflix and the chill! That's it !
(Plus alcohol and weed )






What movie got the highest body count on y'all?
I think I done smashed while Love and Basketball was playing in the background at least 5 times. All that and I don't know what plot of the movie

The weirdest movie I ever netflixed and chilled with was Human Centipede
It was a white chick college student and I had her fukked up off high grade and wine while watching A movie where dude roofied the two chicks in his crib
Some of the best head I ever got in my life

Who's idea was it to watch that? The cave woman?

 

[Donald Trumps Twitter]

these cacs are making chilling a "science" , but this is how natural dudes actually do it.

 

[Donald Trumps Twitter]

Dudes on the internet sometimes

 

[L&HH]

The "advice" in and of itself isn't bad and it's something that I'm sure would work. However the type of person that actually needs this advice probably wouldn't be able to pull it off.