Aight I'm tryna smash tonight help a brotha out

[cyndaquil]

Tonight has the makings for a good ass night. We got weed, a party to head to with an abundance of females, and drinks on drinks on drinks. Problem is I'm on a dry spell right now. Last party I went to my game was mad weak, I couldn't keep a conversation or nothing and it would just die and become awkward. Keep in mind I aint a talkative dude but damn. Idk lately my game been off. Help me out brehs.

 

[Killer Instinct]

If you're not driving, drink a little bit before you leave.
It's a crutch but it'll loosen you up.

 

[The Frozen One]

Tonight has the makings for a good ass night. We got weed, a party to head to with an abundance of females, and drinks on drinks on drinks. Problem is I'm on a dry spell right now. Last party I went to my game was mad weak, I couldn't keep a conversation or nothing and it would just die and become awkward. Keep in mind I aint a talkative dude but damn. Idk lately my game been off. Help me out brehs.

skip the weed, get a good buzz, enough to make you confident but not enough to slur your speech.. use the weed as your exit tool.. no girl that wanna smash would pass up a weed session after drinking.

that's what i would do .. when i smoke weed, i find myself thinking too much and it balances out the alcohol so you feel normal in the head but your body is sluggish as hell.

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

Don't get drunk and drive

 

[JerkPork]

....just have that face on the whole time. You'll be aight.

 

[KOOL-AID]

Tell any girl u meet dat u know kool-aid, instant throat action

 

[Bankroll.org]

rip a line

 

[Nino Brown]

You worrying too much my dude, just take it easy and enjoy the night

 

[mortuus est]

try and dance with a chick then move your hands to her hips then slide them down her legs

if u trying tio just go up and approch a female you like i dunno, look up some youtube videos

 

[Cat piss martini]

throw on some fresh but not flashy gear,
cologne,when you get there compliment all of the ladies
(compliment the regular/fat ones first!)
the bad chicks will be thrown off and you will
have the regular broads as cheerleaders early on.
your boys are gonna be knocking each other over
for the attention of the bad ones with loud talk and bragging.
(kick back and watch them clowns crash and burn)
one may hit the jackpot but she's gonna be the cute bum)
once the drinks penetrate tell the baddest one that she has
a booger in her nose.....she's gonna panic/tell her youre joking/
she'll laugh and then offer to buy her a drink.
later exchange numbers and on her way home youre
cheerleading squad (the regular looking broads) will be singing your praise on their
ride home.....

let me know how it goes and thank me later.

 

[observe]

Ask dudes online how to get p*ssy tonight brehs

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Tonight has the makings for a good ass night. We got weed, a party to head to with an abundance of females, and drinks on drinks on drinks. Problem is I'm on a dry spell right now. Last party I went to my game was mad weak, I couldn't keep a conversation or nothing and it would just die and become awkward. Keep in mind I aint a talkative dude but damn. Idk lately my game been off. Help me out brehs.

How many dudes you rolling with?

 

[cyndaquil]

How many dudes you rolling with?

2

 

[Tunez]

Be yourself

 

[2stainz]

throw on some fresh but not flashy gear,
cologne,when you get there compliment all of the ladies
(compliment the regular/fat ones first!)
the bad chicks will be thrown off and you will
have the regular broads as cheerleaders early on.
your boys are gonna be knocking each other over
for the attention of the bad ones with loud talk and bragging.
(kick back and watch them clowns crash and burn)
one may hit the jackpot but she's gonna be the cute bum)
once the drinks penetrate tell the baddest one that she has
a booger in her nose.....she's gonna panic/tell her youre joking/
she'll laugh and then offer to buy her a drink.
later exchange numbers and on her way home youre
cheerleading squad (the regular looking broads) will be singing your praise on their
ride home.....

let me know how it goes and thank me later.

*breaks out notepad*

*takes notes while the teacher @Cat piss martini speaks*