Aight I'm tryna smash tonight help a brotha out

[Nino Brown]

Go to the bar and pull out two $100 notes wrapped around a FAT bundle of newspaper cuttings.

Pull out the top $100 note to buy yourself a drink while having the face

That's an old school player's trick passed down generations..

After that retreat to a corner then watch the interested hoes circle you like vultures

 

[InDePickWest]

Say you eat p*ssy. That's the only way a nikka could get my uninterrupted attention

 

[Captain Crunch]

throw on some fresh but not flashy gear,
cologne,when you get there compliment all of the ladies
(compliment the regular/fat ones first!)
the bad chicks will be thrown off and you will
have the regular broads as cheerleaders early on.
your boys are gonna be knocking each other over
for the attention of the bad ones with loud talk and bragging.
(kick back and watch them clowns crash and burn)
one may hit the jackpot but she's gonna be the cute bum)
once the drinks penetrate tell the baddest one that she has
a booger in her nose.....she's gonna panic/tell her youre joking/
she'll laugh and then offer to buy her a drink.
later exchange numbers and on her way home youre
cheerleading squad (the regular looking broads) will be singing your praise on their
ride home.....

let me know how it goes and thank me later.

I'm about to fry this chicken

 

[TRFG]

I'm about to fry this chicken

Where did that line come from?

 

[ellessij]

Just walk up to some girl and be like "Those panties look stolen, drop em!" And watch the magic happen.