Ain’t nothing better than taking a shyt at work

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Nikkas talking about they only sh!t before a shower. Am I the only one who sh!ts like 4-5 times a day? :dahell:

I’ll have a monster sh!t in the morning, a mid-morning monster like about 9:30-10, a baby sh!tter around 3p, a monster around 7-8p, and a baby sh!t before bed. How y’all only sh!tting once or twice day :scust:
nikka got IBS and don’t even know it.
 

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Shyt in public :scust: . I don't drop a deuce until I have to shower, so that way I'm 100% clean.:blessed:
Taking a shyt while working from home then hopping in the shower; the holy fukkin trinity :ohlawd::blessed::ahh:

@Kenny West u good bruh?:pachaha:
:whoo:i think i see whats going on:jbhmm:
Maybe try to get a little more fiber in ya diet breh. Drink a can of prune juice. Nasty asf but the results will have u :blessed:
 
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One of my closest homies, life-long friend, and a pillar of diet moderation - told me that he NEVER shyts at work (or school when he attended), said he mastered it so that he shyts ONLY at home. I don't know how he does it. Said he shyts at pretty much the same time every day.
 

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Nikkas talking about they only sh!t before a shower. Am I the only one who sh!ts like 4-5 times a day? :dahell:

I’ll have a monster sh!t in the morning, a mid-morning monster like about 9:30-10, a baby sh!tter around 3p, a monster around 7-8p, and a baby sh!t before bed. How y’all only sh!tting once or twice day :scust:
nikkas got ibs acting like it’s normal
 

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That's the worst feeling for me.

I'm a “homebody” when it comes to taking shyts, I don't mind taking a piss at work (or any public bathroom) but nah I like sitting at home on my own toilet.

Just more mentally comfortable 🤷🏾‍♂️.
I used to be like this but I grew up

As long as it’s clean I’ll put paper down and squat
 

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Nothing like WFH and taking a shyt in the middle of one of the numerous unnecessary meetings....

only better feeling is me and wifey having breakfast on the balcony of our old 3rd story apartment, on a light breezy morning while we periodcally check emails and Teams chats on our respective laptops.
 

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it's whatever, but can yall at least not stink tho? use poop drops, spray, courtesy flush, SOMETHING. when i used to work in office, i walked in after my rotten ass coworker in the bathroom and said "omg" and ran back out 🤮

I work at a school and kids use whatever toilet available at the time... good luck finding one that don't stink!!
 

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Nothing like WFH and taking a shyt in the middle of one of the numerous unnecessary meetings....

only better feeling is me and wifey having breakfast on the balcony of our old 3rd story apartment, on a light breezy morning while we periodcally check emails and Teams chats on our respective laptops.

An underrated phenomenon, when you are camera off, microphone off, in an important meeting, on the toilet.
 
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