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i've done things that made hell take notice.
i'm sure of this.
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This story in the OP sounds vaguely familiar to a certain hotep and his "submissive" hocac getting gassed and pimped
(I know, I ain't shyt...)
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LMAO! I guess this and other experiences with Hoeteps is why I'm so disdainful of the shyt when I hear chicks talking about it on some "pick me" energy. I just let em talk.

Meanwhile all I see is prey. HOH people and self-proclaimed pimps are the EASIEST to scam. They got the most vulnerabilities to cover up. All that hardcore shyt is just plaque and shells are easy to break.

Anybody obsessed with controlling someone else is an EASY mark. Feed the ego, string em along, give a little without giving anything, pretend to pull back to make desperate, then pretend to fall for their lure. Simmer until you see results.

If you do it right, you can get an idiot to hit up the dumb hoes he with to fund YOUR summer vacay.

But I'm off that shyt b/c it's low hanging fruit and I don't wanna have to kill somebody b/c they mad they got played while tryin to play me. Also karma is a bytch and nobody gotta humble me. Life will do that shyt in a minute.

My ass will fall down a flight of steps or lock my keys in my car on the way to a dream job interview. All kinds of random bullshyt.:mjlol:
 

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Stop acting u didn't let that nikka smut you out for that cash
Nah that was part of the game. The revenge wouldn't have been as sweet if I had to follow thru in the p*ssy. I'm a thorough evil bytch when I'm on my heartless mode. I needed a complete victory. I'm a teacher at my core and he had to learn that lesson and she did too.

Nothing sweeter than a wannabe scammer getting scammed.:banderas:Especially when they were arrogant in their stupidity. Had me siting there listening to them smirking and simpering about "Godless single women and miserable Jezebels" tryin to throw shade while the hypocritical fakitarch just trying to get some ass.
Never insult my intelligence. I made sure the real stand up dude piping me down benefitted from my come up off they dumb asses.

But I'm better now:lawd:I avoid dummies so as to not be led to temptation.
shyt is hard tho.
Gotta repeat lil mantras to myself when a$$holes try me.
"God said let vengeance be his."
"This ain't yo battle."
"They not worth it."
"It's not your place to be judge, jury and executioner."
"You ain't perfect so let it go."

(Wooosa)
 

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I was messin with this lil thottie in high school and her brother used to serve weed. I was cool with him too.

So one day im at her crib and she goes get some weed out her bro stash. I just happen to see her open the door to her bro room and all the shyt was out on a folding table.

We smoke and do whatever. She goes to the bathroom to wash off. I go in her bro room and grab a palm full of weed real quick put it in my pocket amd go back to her room. She walk me out and I go home and stash the nugs.

Like an hour later all the kids in the complex was at the lil park including the girl and her bro walk up huffin and puffin talkin bout "wtf I told you about going in my shyt!" So the sister is like "why u trippin over that lil bi-" and this nikka slap the living daylights out this girl right there in front of like 6 other people.

All the neighbor hood kids like
:ooh::damn::leon::ohhh::dwillhuh::hubie:


while she straight :mjcry:

Meanwhile I'm in the cut thinking "oh shyt. That was for me :lolbron:"

So everybody just go the fukk home because that was awkward as hell and I made sure to duck that nikka for a few weeks just in case they out 2 and 2 together but they didnt. :manny:
 

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Were you running game on em or being honest and maintaining a harem?:mjlol:

Depends what your definition of running game is.

If you mean gassing dem up telling em they gna be wifey... Na.

4 have been one night stands, I literally met that night

The rest are tinder or cold approach in a club and just building rapport, half and half.

There's only one I wouldda/was tryna wife seriously... And one I semi wifed but she found condoms in my pocket... She was cool as shyt but I just wasn't fully attracted to her.
 

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Nah that was part of the game. The revenge wouldn't have been as sweet if I had to follow thru in the p*ssy. I'm a thorough evil bytch when I'm on my heartless mode. I needed a complete victory. I'm a teacher at my core and he had to learn that lesson and she did too.

Nothing sweeter than a wannabe scammer getting scammed.:banderas:Especially when they were arrogant in their stupidity. Had me siting there listening to them smirking and simpering about "Godless single women and miserable Jezebels" tryin to throw shade while the hypocritical fakitarch just trying to get some ass.
Never insult my intelligence. I made sure the real stand up dude piping me down benefitted from my come up off they dumb asses.

But I'm better now:lawd:I avoid dummies so as to not be led to temptation.
shyt is hard tho.
Gotta repeat lil mantras to myself when a$$holes try me.
"God said let vengeance be his."
"This ain't yo battle."
"They not worth it."
"It's not your place to be judge, jury and executioner."
"You ain't perfect so let it go."

(Wooosa)
Why you sound like a super villain giving her diatribe
 

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Depends what your definition of running game is.

If you mean gassing dem up telling em they gna be wifey... Na.

4 have been one night stands, I literally met that night

The rest are tinder or cold approach in a club and just building rapport, half and half.

There's only one I wouldda/was tryna wife seriously... And one I semi wifed but she found condoms in my pocket... She was cool as shyt but I just wasn't fully attracted to her.
I feel you. It beez like that sometimes. At least you practicing safe sex!:salute:
 

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I was messin with this lil thottie in high school and her brother used to serve weed. I was cool with him too.

So one day im at her crib and she goes get some weed out her bro stash. I just happen to see her open the door to her bro room and all the shyt was out on a folding table.

We smoke and do whatever. She goes to the bathroom to wash off. I go in her bro room and grab a palm full of weed real quick put it in my pocket amd go back to her room. She walk me out and I go home and stash the nugs.

Like an hour later all the kids in the complex was at the lil park including the girl and her bro walk up huffin and puffin talkin bout "wtf I told you about going in my shyt!" So the sister is like "why u trippin over that lil bi-" and this nikka slap the living daylights out this girl right there in front of like 6 other people.

All the neighbor hood kids like
:ooh::damn::leon::ohhh::dwillhuh::hubie:


while she straight :mjcry:

Meanwhile I'm in the cut thinking "oh shyt. That was for me :lolbron:"

So everybody just go the fukk home because that was awkward as hell and I made sure to duck that nikka for a few weeks just in case they out 2 and 2 together but they didnt. :manny:
LMAO!!! :heh:
 

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I instigated racial tensions between this racist at a and some Latinos at a temp job I worked at over the summer.

The racist would come in and basically have an issue with anybody fukking breathing. I overheard her snitching on a couple of Latino workers about them taking long lunches.

So I told them about it and told them to be careful. They did all kinds of shyt to that racist bytch. Slashed tires, deleted spreadsheets, got customers (who were actually just friends) to curse her out and make complaints about her service, important documents she was responsible for got misplaced. Told her lies about important meetings Dumb bytch had a breakdown and started snapping.

I sealed the deal by acting emotionally traumatized by her antics.:picard::hamster:
Told admin that she created a hostile work environment and made me uncomfortable and should possibly be moved to another department...
bytch quit within a week.

Hilarious thing was that this was her career and it was only some part-time shyt for me.:russ:
 
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