Ain't shyt Confessionals

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

When I was younger, and of lower moral fiber, I swiped someone's tip left at the bar, and bought a drink with the cash.



There used to be a Brach's bulk candy stand at the supermarket, and it had a box on the front for coins, and you could buy a sample for 5 cents. One time, I pretended to put a nickel in, but I didn't, and I stole one piece of candy. I was 11.



In high school, there was a girl who liked me, and I told her I liked her, just to smash. She cheated on her boyfriend with me, then I stopped talking to her.

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

When I was younger, and of lower moral fiber, I swiped someone's tip left at the bar, and bought a drink with the cash.



There used to be a Brach's bulk candy stand at the supermarket, and it had a box on the front for coins, and you could buy a sample for 5 cents. One time, I pretended to put a nickel in, but I didn't, and I stole one piece of candy. I was 11.



In high school, there was a girl who liked me, and I told her I liked her, just to smash. She cheated on her boyfriend with me, then I stopped talking to her.

I ain't shyt b/c this is hilarious to me!

 

[DallasTxRep]

I instigated racial tensions between this racist at a and some Latinos at a temp job I worked at over the summer.

The racist would come in and basically have an issue with anybody fukking breathing. I overheard her snitching on a couple of Latino workers about them taking long lunches.

So I told them about it and told them to be careful. They did all kinds of shyt to that racist bytch. Slashed tires, deleted spreadsheets, got customers (who were actually just friends) to curse her out and make complaints about her service, important documents she was responsible for got misplaced. Told her lies about important meetings Dumb bytch had a breakdown and started snapping.

I sealed the deal by acting emotionally traumatized by her antics.
Told admin that she created a hostile work environment and made me uncomfortable and should possibly be moved to another department...
bytch quit within a week.

Hilarious thing was that this was her career and it was only some part-time shyt for me.

HOTDAMN

 

[Ain't That Something]

 

[Sassy]

Hmmm...I don't have many ain't shyt stories to tell. Compared to y'all, I can't compete lol.

But I'll give it a shot.

When I was a kid and if kids talked shyt to me, I would hit them enough to make them cry. Of course, I have been stopped doing that once I hit my teen years...But it was effective! they stopped bullying me.

I took my mom's ID at 16 so I could use a 3D avatar website (similar to second life) because my dumbass put my actual age at the time (16) So I had to dispute it.


Eh, I'm not sure this would count as ain't shyt ness per se, but here it goes:

Okay. Y'all know how MMORPGs are. Gotta spend some money and what not, and if you're really into it? a lot - especially if it's pay to win. My ex at the time was playing this old ass game (perfect world). So y'all know how the breakups are, not gonna bore y'all into it - but just know we ended on a bad note.

My card was still on there apparently as I had $50 missing from my bank account.

I wasn't sweating it, but it's the principle. Before I disputed it with the gaming company, I honestly hoped he lose all his shyt in the game. The multiple characters, outfits, etc. EVERYTHING!

...and he did. Not only that, but all of his accounts were banned. I'm not gonna lie though: I was happy as fukk at the time. Sue me

 

[NBA Youngbreh]

My childhood love made my first girlfriend cry in 8th grade and when I confronted her about it we ended up fukking

Spoiler

Beginning of my senior year of college this chick slid in my dms off the strength of my Snapchat. Went to a small Pwi so everybody black knows each other. So I knew she had a boyfriend. She dm’Ed me “Hey ugly” so I knew I’m not scumbag so I didn’t smash atm. Then when school finally started one of my nikkas had a birthday party and I slide thru dap up my nikkas and sit on the couch. The person sitting right next to me is the girl I ignore her and then she says “So you’re not gonna say hi to me” “Hi” Shawty fried and this is the first time we’re talking in person. Soon the party’s over and I offer to take her and our mutual friends home in my car cuz I’m wholesome we get there and as soon as she’s in the crib she FaceTimes me and her friends make her hang up. Apparently shawty wanted me to dikk her down but her friends called her boyfriend instead. Fast forward later, she’s at my crib a lot more often but we ain’t smashing. We’re watching Netflix and then her boyfriend calls her. Apparently he knows she be over at my crib. She goes into the hall and they arguing on the phone. Then she comes back in the room like this. They broke up but I don’t smash til a couple day later and she’s saying my name and saying she loves me and shyt, scratches on my back, just letting me wreck her. We fell out eventually, she got back with her boyfriend and we smashed a couple of times after but now we don’t with each otherfukk that bytch but I’ll fukk her again in a heartbeat

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

Im about to fukk a girl 10 years younger than me who has a boyfriend

I aint proud but damnit the sexual tension is unavoidable. She sent me p*ssy pics too


The lord aint thu wit me yet:wowjb:

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

Yep!
This is why Hellsing is one of my favorite shows. They deal with some deep themes. One of the most poignant themes is vengeance and being willing to do anything to get it.

Alucard said it best, "only a man can truly hope to kill a monster".

I remember some of my friends being like "That nikka just want somebody to be weaker than him."

But I get it. It's the idea that if you become a monster to beat a monster, you just replacing one with the other.

So I've since laid my ain't shyt mantle to rest. And I try to avoid people and situations that make me relish in the opportunity to completely fukk them up.
It's not good energy for the soul. I've learned from my past mistakes.

But here you are bragging about it for story time... Posting smilies and still having laughter at her pain.. Instead of excusing yourself from the situation or helping that girl through it... You just became another gold digging liar type of woman (based on the story) all to get a laugh that nobody cared about.

And while you say you changed, you still enjoy it. You still keeping that same energy and good feeling about what you did... So just think of all the times you been fukked over since then, and remember what you did to cause it...

that full circle

 

[⠝⠕⠏⠑]

But here you are bragging about it for story time... Posting smilies and still having laughter at her pain.. Instead of excusing yourself from the situation or helping that girl through it... You just became another gold digging liar type of woman (based on the story) all to get a laugh that nobody cared about.

And while you say you changed, you still enjoy it. You still keeping that same energy and good feeling about what you did... So just think of all the times you been fukked over since then, and remember what you did to cause it...

that full circle

Of course! In that moment it felt glorious! And I cared about it so if was great.

As for their pain, hopefully they learned from it and I learned from it and we all come away better people. Nobody is perfect but regrets are useless. You learn and move on.

 

[Cynic]

Talk about having a frail ego ...

I'm glad some women are tough enough to not let others opinions and shade drive them to act this vindictive

Lord knows what that Asian dude is going through

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

Lord knows what that Asian dude is going through

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[Jsully]

That's a lot of maturity there good sir!

There is something cathartic about falling and learning from it. You take less for granted when you've seen life from the ground.

Cool stuff.

Maturity would be him manning up and going down there to see if thats actually his son. That's maturity. But he wont do that cause he doesnt want to ruin his happy home.

 

[Benefited]

To say that woman is "idiotic" because she isn't married shows a lack of understanding. Women hate righteous women who convict them for their lack of righteousness and a womanly essence. The righteous black woman is the least uplifted type of woman in the world.If shes not being opressed by men tryinf to take advantage of trauma,shes being abused by insecure women.Stay strong yall

 

[Benefited]

Maturity would be him manning up and going down there to see if thats actually his son. That's maturity. But he wont do that cause he doesnt want to ruin his happy home.

That would also be weird if he never fukkef that woman.

 

[invalid]

I’m a ain’t shyt nikka but I’m not gonna talk about it because I would get negged to oblivion.