Airports are the worst

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I don't trust it but I've been looking into it
don't you have to do a lengthy interview or something like that?


Naw breh...



shiit took about 10 minutes max. This was back in 2015 though (but maybe a tad longer if your Muslim).



Worth every dime if you're an avid traveler/a traveling man.



Word to Mos Definitely.


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#Not ain't got TSA pre-check, famlay.


Y'all need to get up on that.


I whiz right through the traffic... shiits literally the clear port for me.



Love going to airports though. People watching, romancing stewardesses with tired feet/the beautiful travelers (and hideous ones as well... they're all enjoyable in my eyes).



Flying to mexico on the 18th (next Friday) and i'm stoked (this is my Forgetting Sarah Marshall trip... so hopefully all goes well for your boy).



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What part I was just in Cancun/Tulum lastw eek and the week before. Man what made the airport experience decent was seeing all them baddies in line and on the plane. That trip was fun as hell.

Regarding this thread, the lines weren't that long. Now when we got to Cancun that line we long as fukk but thankfully we had another group that had landed before us so we cut in front of them.
 

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I fukk with airports :manny:

Always like to check out how they’re architecture is different, the people, I hit up the duty free shops, get some food, just chill in the airport until my flight departs

Had me a salmon Pastrami bagel at LaGuardia and flicked through Obama’s book last time I traveled

Tech suits on, AirPods in, in my own world
 
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TSA lines wouldn't be so bad if people acted like they been there before. Empty your pockets into your carry on. Take your belt and shoes off. Start the process BEFORE you get to the machines. After you make it through, get your shyt and move down to the end, don't create a blockage. Buy nah, retards gotta act like all of this is news.
Funny thing is they have that posted before u hit anything and people still act stupid and act like they didn’t know and hold up the line
 

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as a former officer, this is it right here. People be dumb. Kids hold up the, the elderly and disabled hold up the line. If you know you got a pacemaker in, why are you still trying to walk thru the metal detector? :martin:

You know you heard me say “Remove out ALL electronics larger than a CELLPHONE from your carry on luggage” Motherfukkers will still get to me and ask if a Nintendo Switch counts :martin:

Bag go thru the X Ray and there’s still something in it. So now they gotta stop the belt, pull the bag, and dig thru all their shyt to find the Bluetooth speaker they forgot they had packed :martin:

Now the line is long, everybody held up, my coworkers mad at me even though I told these fools what to do multiple times.

I only lasted 9 months, I couldn’t take it. The general population is embarrassing.

The way I put up with working for TSA for so long (5 years) was to work in baggage. Even then you will encounter all kinds of fukkery. Glad I'm gone.
 

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#Not ain't got TSA pre-check, famlay.


Y'all need to get up on that.


I whiz right through the traffic... shiits literally the clear port for me.



Love going to airports though. People watching, romancing stewardesses with tired feet/the beautiful travelers (and hideous ones as well... they're all enjoyable in my eyes).



Flying to mexico on the 18th (next Friday) and i'm stoked (this is my Forgetting Sarah Marshall trip... so hopefully all goes well for your boy).



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Precheck :mjlol:

My old airport “close” Precheck at 4 or 5pm. It used to be hilarious watching all the privileged and entitled cacs walk up all proudly to get their ticket scanned. And you send them to the regular degular line. :sas1:

Me: You’re going to join the line on your right. Have a safe trip. :unimpressed:

Cac: *looks over at the standard line :merchant:
Cac: Oh no, there seems to be a misunderstanding. I’m Precheck :obama:

Me: You’re right, you are. But Precheck just closed :unimpressed:

Cac:
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The way I put up with working for TSA for so long (5 years) was to work in baggage. Even then you will encounter all kinds of fukkery. Glad I'm gone.
Lucky as hell. Working in baggage is like seeing a lake in the desert for most people. I got sent to baggage as part of “disciplinary action” nikkas was there shoot the shyt, sitting on chairs, on their phone and everything. shyt is a vacation from the checkpoints.
 

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TSA lines wouldn't be so bad if people acted like they been there before. Empty your pockets into your carry on. Take your belt and shoes off. Start the process BEFORE you get to the machines. After you make it through, get your shyt and move down to the end, don't create a blockage. Buy nah, retards gotta act like all of this is news.
this^^^^^ nikkas act like they never been thru that process before:mjtf::mjtf::mjtf::mjtf::mjtf:
and the new people don't bother to check the day before what is the process is like on YouTube or some shyt:mjtf::mjtf:
 

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I’m TSA. Ppl don’t fukking listen or read or pay attention their surroundings. You can see 20 ppl in front of you with their shoes off so why the fukk are you asking me if you gotta take ya shoes off :gucci:.
I say all electronics bigger than a phone come out of ya bag. So why do so many ppl say “ oh shyt I didn’t know that included switch’s/ tablets”. :sadbron:

Only good thing is the decent pay and fukking coworkers every few months.
 
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