Airports are the worst
- Thread starter Bubba T
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I’ll never forget the day I paid 15$ for a JUST a burger at LAX. Fries and drink were extra. Whole thing cost 30. Came on from a international flight and was too hungry to let it pass. But after I bought that burger, i wanted to go to the bathroom and cry for my deceased wallet.The long ass lines, the bullshyt TSA check ins, the 20% food and beverage up charge, and worst of all, all the WAITING.
If they weren’t a necessity to travel quickly I would avoid this hellhole at all costs.
NaijaProdigy Redux
Veteran
Get TSA Pre-Check and CLEAR (faster than Pre-Check)
I have CLEAR. Re upped before my flight today. Wasn’t necessary for this flight but I’ll need it for business trips. I also remember using CLEAR in 2019 in Seattle when everyone else was using it too
Last time I was at the airport this Cac bytch was casually cutting people in the line telling people she had to use the bathroom. Once she got up front, a breh in the line yelled out “THAt BYTCH JUST CUT EVERYONE IN LINE 
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bytch was mad embarrassed and everyone was laughing like a muthafukka. I love airport fukkery.
”, bytch was mad embarrassed and everyone was laughing like a muthafukka. I love airport fukkery.
threattonature
Veteran
Nah that shyt was easy as hell for me to get. I'm just mad I didn't know about Global Entry when I got mine. I just had to register online. Then I had to go in person for them to take my picture. Don't even remember if they did an interview but even if they did it was short enough that I don't remember. Then a few weeks later got my known traveler number in the mail.
GoAggieGo.
getting blitzed.
It’s a horrible feeling after you done ran all through the airport to get to your gate, and as soon as you get there they just closed the gate doorRushing through an airport because you're late is the fukking WOAT.
Had to wait another 2 hour to catch the next flight
Puerto Vallarta for a week.
Prior to this trip, i have done zero research on Mexico (this is my first trip there and basically just a bunch of people going for a beeday so i'm tagging along, but primarily doing my own thang).
Then I decided to see what Cancun was all about and was like, "FUKK! WE shoulda went there instead!"
So basically, prior to 1970, that Yucatan Pensinsula was just fishing land. Then the government decided to make it a resort town and BOOM!.
That whole strip got converted into a play world. Holy shiit. Blew up.
But yeah, gonna have to hit that shiit up next year.
How was it for you?
International Playa
Playa with a Passport
I'm surprised people never heard of Cancun. I always thought that was like one of the top spring break destinations.
Regarding the trip we stayed in the middle of Cancun and Tulum (they're like 2 hours apart) in Playa Del Carmen. The humidity sucked but it was a great time. Went to a yacht party where a bunch of boats anchored on this small ass island and we all turnt up. Did body shots off topless bytches on this other boat. Went sight seeing at a diving Cenote. Went to a strip club in Playa Del Carmen. Got tables at bars/clubs there everynight. Honestly wished we'd partied in Cancun more cause getting off the plane you see a bunch of black ppl and bad bytches. But I think most of them stayed in the Cancun area. Where we was at was more locals. You'd see a few joints from the states but it def was slimmer pickings than I'm sure what would have been in Cancun. Also it's easier to convince hoes to come to your hotel that's walking or 10min cab distance from their hotel than to go back to your beach house 45 min away. We did stay at a resort in Cancun on the last night but we were all too tired and worn out to do much but chill there and that was a Wednesday so no one was really there.
The only annoying thing is where we stayed and partied at wasn't really a tourist area and they were annoying walking down the strip. Literally couldn't walk 30 seconds without someone asking we wanted weed, coke, or for them to steal p*ssy for us (yeah one dude really said he'd steal bytches for us lmao).
Also there was a cartel shooting outside this beach bar we were at where someone was killed that got us trapped there for a few hours. It was a one way street so we had to wait until police and whatnot did their whole crime scene stuff. But it wasn't really dangerous though. We stayed in this gated neighborhood on the beach.
Better lookin women at GatwikI first met my now wife at Heathrow Airport.
humminbird
Veteran
oh ok do I have to give them fingerprint?
You cop the latest mail order Kenyan bride?I first met my now wife at Heathrow Airport.
Back in 2015... not that I recall.
Interview was prolly the most simple one i've ever been involved with. Basically a conversation with TSA agents/employees.
They just do an interview to make sure you don't give off terror wrist vibes. No cartel.