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AlEXANDER HAMILTON AND AARON BURR BEEN DEAD 200 YEARS N STILL REALER THAN YA FAVORITE RAPPER
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Classic thread. Homie gave us a lesson. Thanks @th_412 for the second duel history. I learned bout burr/hamilton in my first history class in college. Hamilton came in thinking if he wouldnt raise his gun he wouldnt get shot. The epitome of what these soft ass rappers are all talk til the guns get raised
300 years from now similar stories will be told bout rappers like the time pac tried to duel at quad studios and shot his dikk off
Lol at coming inside a dude hotel room while he recouping from a life threatening illnes (dying of the sniffles and shyt lol) and WHIPPING that boy like a govt mule
300 years from now similar stories will be told bout rappers like the time pac tried to duel at quad studios and shot his dikk off
Lol at coming inside a dude hotel room while he recouping from a life threatening illnes (dying of the sniffles and shyt lol) and WHIPPING that boy like a govt mule
So breh brehs Im doin this history report for schooland came across this story bout these 2 old white dudes Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr. They was on some tupac/big ....Jeezy/Gucci type sh1t back in like 1800
Anyways to set the scene....Alexander Hamilton was on one side Aaron Burr the other..... Hamilton said some sh1t in a newspaper bout how Burr wasn't thorough like that, made up his war record, etc...
So Burr hit up Hamilton (an naw he ain't tweet, Go in his comments on IG none that fukk shyt, he wrote his ass a letter with one these joints), and was like "aye bruh heard you was talkin shyt bout me to ya folks in the papers"
Hamilton Hit em back and was like "if I said it den I meant it an what?
"
Aaron burr said "if you don't go in them papers and take dat Sh1t back and apologize ima come see you boy"
Hamilton said "I ain't takin SH1T back if you feelin some typa way pull up"
Burr was like
So Burr went to see Hamilton on his block and was like "bruh I hope you got yours cuz I keeps mine
Hamilton was like "oh so you tough bruh? Let's take it to a duel .....say when, take 10 paces then spin"
But Hamilton ain't realize Burr was really wit
And when push came to shove Burr put a hot one in Hamilton left dat boy leakin and end up beatin da case
So next time you hear Gucci mane BURR ad lib just realize he shoutin out a real OG
And I still got the rest this paper to writehope you like my history lesson brehs and are having a better Saturday nite than me
Edit :part 2 on page 3
Lol..dope
Who knew Coli posters knew real US History
th_412
I fux deez hoes
Tryna keep it stupid historical up in dis bytch breh
for the second story, breh! 
at the beets, I was 
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JahFocus CS
Get It How You Get It
Duels should be brought back and legalized for real beefs, and fades should be fully legalized too.
Probably have fewer bytch ass mofukkas running around, or at least fewer bytch ass mofukkas fronting like they aren't bytch ass mofukkas.
Probably have fewer bytch ass mofukkas running around, or at least fewer bytch ass mofukkas fronting like they aren't bytch ass mofukkas.
storyteller
Veteran
There should be more of this. I'll do one myself sooner or later. But here are some ideas.
Cleopatra (all that shyt just crazy)
The Blues and the Greens (Roman chariot racers, bloodiest sports rivalry)
Saladin and King Richard (most famous rivalry of the Crusades)
Clan Chattan vs. Clan Kay (Scottish family feud with the most brutal fukking ending ever)
Tewksburys and Grahams (sheep ranchers vs. cattle ranchers, feud so bloody it ended in total extinction)
Earp brothers versus the Clantons (epitome of the Wild West)
Sitting Bull/Crazy Horse and the U.S. military (last ones to defeat the U.S. military on - disputed - American soil)
Geronimo and the U.S. military (last independent Native American warrior)
Edison vs. Tesla (GOAT inventor feud)
I know there got to be some epic Japanese/Chinese beef stories but I don't know that shyt
The Russians had to have some great shyt go down too but I can't think of anything off the top of my head
Should have more African beefs....I'm discouraged with myself that I didn't come up with good historical candidates besides Cleopatra.
Fam these are fire. Could definitely go up as a youtube or blog type joint...funny as hell. Some others I think you'd be able to body
Ghengis Khan and Ala ad-Din Muhammad II ...I think a Ghengis Khan beef would give you a LOT to work with and this one starts with Khan trying to break bread, so I could see you having a lot to work with.
Newton vs Robert Hooke - Math beef in the vein of that Edison/Tesla idea.
Churchill vs Lady Astor - this is another one I think just fits the format well, these two fired shots at each other for a minute and had straight up quotables back and forth.
Thanks for the tips. Ghengis Khan is a great one, he pulled some INSANE stuff.
I've dropped a few, I'll keep leaking them out as I go....
Cleopatra
Robert Smalls vs. the Confederates
When Kozo Noshino had to drop da bomb
Yinny
Sweet and Sour Patch Mom
ReadOneBookAWeek
Smoking on a Cac Pack
Aaron Burr was a decent cac. He was working with the British to create a Native American nation(that black could be free in) and to stop colonial expansion EARLY. He was against slavery. Alot of people don't know that the British we're freeing/accepting blacks during those wars and taking them back to Africa. One of the few decent white man I've heard of
