All my Fiancee Frens Wanna F*ck Me

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

These new frens from her new job. One hasnt even done a real wedding, the other got married too young to experience real adult shyt.

I feel bad for their husbands. They wanna fukk somebody clearly. Maybe not me but somebody getting fukked

Well there you go. They're not "frens" at all and most likely on some bitter sabotage shyt.





Stop typing "friends" like that

 

[CarmelBarbie]

I believe you. Every guy I’ve dated has had friends and relatives that tried to get with me on the low, or were blatantly eye fukking me. It’s funny though because all except one for bf lowkey liked that their friends thought I was sexy, on some trophy shyt. One tried to blame me, because he had a host of cousins that tried to get with me. Later on he finally came to terms with the fact that his cousins were shady as fukk. But honestly, I feel like this is definitely an attractive person problem. You probably have women wanting to fukk you often. The difference is that this feels disloyal because it’s your girls friends.
Don’t underestimate how shady some female friends can be though. Especially if your attractive and tall lol.

Anyway, I had friend who’s man tried to get with me on the low. I told her. She acted like she believed me. And was like good looking out. She dumped him, But then she never brought any boyfriend she had, moving forward, around me again.

 

[Silver Surfer]

6 pages

 

[pcpking]

The one doing the most looks like Logan Browning minus the green eyes.

Which is funny cuz i used to know her.

Me and short lightbrites dont mix.


Im not posting pics after what happened last time. A breh knew the girl i posted and PM'd me to rak3e it down. I was spooked. Dallas is way smaller than i thought

Dm the Pic of her friends, especially the one that was shyttin on her husband.

I know you have an idea on which one would fukk and not tell, I want to see if I pick the same one since im a true Thot Whisperer. I know the ones that like to hide they whore-ish ways.

 

[Swirv]

You gona have to learn to deal with it.... with great power comes great responsibility

For real. it will only get worse when he is married.

 

[Gold]

Dm the Pic of her friends, especially the one that was shyttin on her husband.

I know you have an idea on which one would fukk and not tell, I want to see if I pick the same one since im a true Thot Whisperer. I know the ones that like to hide they whore-ish ways.

I cant do that, but if this is any sign... her ig name is ImDatBishh (purposefully spelled in a way that you won't find it)

 

[Gold]

I believe you. Every guy I’ve dated has had friends and relatives that tried to get with me on the low, or were blatantly eye fukking me. It’s funny though because all except one for bf lowkey liked that their friends thought I was sexy, on some trophy shyt. One tried to blame me, because he had a host of cousins that tried to get with me. Later on he finally came to terms with the fact that his cousins were shady as fukk. But honestly, I feel like this is definitely an attractive person problem. You probably have women wanting to fukk you often. The difference is that this feels disloyal because it’s your girls friends.
Don’t underestimate how shady some female friends can be though. Especially if your attractive and tall lol.

Anyway, I had friend who’s man tried to get with me on the low. I told her. She acted like she believed me. And was like good looking out. She dumped him, But then she never brought any boyfriend she had, moving forward, around me again.

Somebody gets it

 

[Serious]

Doubt it

you don't know what op looks like.


(Pause)

 

[Biscayne]

We were playing 3,6,9

- I fukked up on 39 so i had to drink.
- I had no drinks.
- Girl beside me says i can have hers and, while looking at me dips her tongue in it and smiles


- I look at my fiance but she up ordering more drinks
- The two girls start asking me about my sex life (continuing a 69 joke from earlier cuz i fukked up on 68)
- my girl comes back
- they act normal again



- Later that night we go to STIRR, dalla brehs know whats up
- They keep asking me sexual questions
- My girl goes to the bathroom and the one that offered me her drink fake twerks near my crotch

- i tell my girl idont feel great when she comes back
- we dip out
- i go to church the next day

#BlackMenDontCheat
#Wholesomegang
#Wow
#StrongWill

 

[CarmelBarbie]

you don't know what op looks like.


(Pause)

Yeah op looks good and he’s tall. it’s okay to acknowledge that breh.

 

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Humble Brag haven

 

[Gold]

you don't know what op looks like.


(Pause)

Its ok big breh, we ignore the brehettes and keep pumpin

Spoiler

 

[Standing on business]

@Gold bro I hear you on that...I took a gym pic sometime back and sent it to my lady...she then sent to all the cackling hen nurse friends in her group chat...I'm now either M'baku or Mr. Beefy Nigerian to them ...they are giving me pet names ...one even told my lady that looking at my pic had her looking at her own man in disgust and wishing that he would clean up his eating and go to the gym .... shyt is crucial out there

There needs to be a thread about this. I’ve always wondered how flabby and short brehs feel around there in shape tall friends

 

[ShaneTheRogue]

It's a test dumb ass. She told all her friends to come at you to see if you stupid. They probably have a pool on which friend that will get you and how long it would take..

Depending on how many friends it is, there's a chance one would not tell if you beat, good luck finding that one.

What type of chitlin circuit Tyler Perry movie plot shyt is this?

 

[Blackrogue]

What's the problem here?

Only problem is how to take the pictures for the coli so we can get engaged too.. Smash and make a collective Tumblr, shesfreaky, homegrown freak account