All my Fiancee Frens Wanna F*ck Me

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A real nikka would ask for a threesome

i'm a real one... sh*t, this girl i was dating had a friend who kept eye f*cking me all night and say some sexual remarks. I called my gf in front of her and was like "look, you obviously know your best friend wants to F*Ck me, are we gonna cut the bulls*t and have a 3some to cut this tension or what's going on here?":usure:

next thing you know we all f*cked and busted on both their faces on some brazzers sh*t :yeshrug:


had a 3 way going on for the next 3 months like it was nothing. Then we broke up a year later for other reasons that had nothing to do with the 3some.


sometimes my breh, you just gotta ask :blessed:
 

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Basically Friday night we went out with her married frens.. they kept saying stuff... made me uncomfortable.

"He built like a tree, he makes me feel tiny"
"I bet you never lose him in a crowd"
"Does he live at the gym"

Saying this in front of their men... yikes:francis:


After the alcohol started flowing, it got worse.... we played a drinking game and... well.... shyt happened :snoop:

You idiot friends of your girl or wife either hate that person or overly compliment them out of respect for their friend

I always hear my girlfriends friends comment to her about me being handsome or pretty. It's more of a sign of respect from her friends

You probably look like a tall gym rat... None of that says they are actually going to throw p*ssy at you

Until one of them propositions you or tries to get you to hang out without your girl present....relax
 

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So your wife's friends are all hoes but you don't think your wife is one too :mjlol:
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt :laff::laff:

He don't give a fukk if she was/is a hoe anyways. He's in love and she got him whipped + breh seems like he really wants to settle down and get married so he's gonna make it happen no matter what.

He knows her better than she knows herself, she'd never do anything her friends would do.....when they were twerking on Brazilian Neymars in Rio, she was at the hotel in the corner reading the Good Book :troll:
 

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Wife a girl who went to Brazil for a girls trip while engaged to you and then be surprised when her thot friends feel comfy baiting you to chase em :mjgrin:



TLR is ducktale central tho :duck:
 

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What's the problem here? :sas1:
You disgust me :hhh:
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:heh: All women do this dummy.

It's not you, It's jealousy. Don't flatter yourself.

When ever a woman has a good guy, It's 100% expected other women will hit on you to fukk your mind up and get a thrill out of it. This is why you stay away from her friends because it will be nothing but trouble. You also messed up because you didn't set the tone. You should have let them know you're not down for the stupidity.

This is just shyts and giggles for them.

Edit: You're Fiancee is African too? She probably set you up. African women are crazy like that.
 

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It's a test dumb ass. She told all her friends to come at you to see if you stupid. They probably have a pool on which friend that will get you and how long it would take..

Depending on how many friends it is, there's a chance one would not tell if you beat, good luck finding that one.
Grown man perspective here.
 

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i'm a real one... sh*t, this girl i was dating had a friend who kept eye f*cking me all night and say some sexual remarks. I called my gf in front of her and was like "look, you obviously know your best friend wants to F*Ck me, are we gonna cut the bulls*t and have a 3some to cut this tension or what's going on here?":usure:

next thing you know we all f*cked and busted on both their faces on some brazzers sh*t :yeshrug:


had a 3 way going on for the next 3 months like it was nothing. Then we broke up a year later for other reasons that had nothing to do with the 3some.


sometimes my breh, you just gotta ask :blessed:
For how long were you dating prior to the threesome?
 

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We were playing 3,6,9

- I fukked up on 39 so i had to drink.
- I had no drinks.
- Girl beside me says i can have hers and, while looking at me dips her tongue in it and smiles :dwillhuh:


- I look at my fiance but she up ordering more drinks
- The two girls start asking me about my sex life (continuing a 69 joke from earlier cuz i fukked up on 68)
- my girl comes back
- they act normal again
:dwillhuh:


- Later that night we go to STIRR, dalla brehs know whats up
- They keep asking me sexual questions
- My girl goes to the bathroom and the one that offered me her drink fake twerks near my crotch

- i tell my girl idont feel great when she comes back
- we dip out
- i go to church the next day
:francis:

Your fiance got her friends to do what is known as the "Final test of faith" before marriage. You have passed, and your fiance, and her friends now look at you as much more of a stand-up dude. Congrats and enjoy all the success of your marriage.
 

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Your fiance got her friends to do what is known as the "Final test of faith" before marriage. You have passed, and your fiance, and her friends now look at you as much more of a stand-up dude. Congrats and enjoy all the success of your marriage.

Bless you big breh :mjcry:
 
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