All my handsome brehs step in here

Kairi Irving

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I'm shy/introverted, though I do like cracking jokes. People who really know me say I'm funny.

Once at the bus stop in high school one of the homes was like, "You not getting any ass but no homo you probably the best looking nikka in the crew :dame:" Two times has a female in my age group blatantly said I'm handsome...well one said "You have very nice features" :skip: but nonetheless they had no motive other than an honest opinion. A couple years ago on a car ride to NC my uncle asked if I was dating and I said nah, and long story short my father was like "don't sell yourself short cause your mother told me her friends warned her about how the girls at the county college just dying for a good man and 20 years ago they would've took me and she has to say yall better leave my son alone."

So there's these anecdotes of good looks but like you, I just be feeling ugly :manny: I never heard of anyone spreading rumors about me running through women, nikkas lying on me, but maybe it's because I don't socialize hard enough. So if I am that good looking, I can't say I've experienced hate. But I don't I am :manny:

Another thing is older woman ALWAYS I mean ALWAYS throw in "baby" when speaking to me, my own mother don't even call me that :skip:

My Guidance Counselor in 12th grade is this thick, black tights wearing brunette Spaniard CAC and I always go to her office about my grades and schedule, so one day I see her in the hallway as I'm passing by she said in a real seductive low tone "Hi (name)"

I was like :dwillhuh: Hey.


Another time again in the morning waiting for the 1st bell of the day to ring, I'm siting on stairs listening to music, she comes up there passes and said something I can't remember but it was about grades again this time she said " I can't wait until you show it to me..."


......:why:----- :dwillhuh:

Then that's when it hit me. She wasn't the only school staff member doing shyt like this either.

All this happened 2015-16 school year too so not even a long time ago
 

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Another thing is older woman ALWAYS I mean ALWAYS throw in "baby" when speaking to me, my own mother don't even call me that :skip:

My Guidance Counselor in 12th grade is this thick, black tights wearing brunette Spaniard CAC and I always go to her office about my grades and schedule, so one day I see her in the hallway as I'm passing by she said in a real seductive low tone "Hi (name)"

I was like :dwillhuh: Hey.


Another time again in the morning waiting for the 1st bell of the day to ring, I'm siting on stairs listening to music, she comes up there passes and said something I can't remember but it was about grades again this time she said " I can't wait until you show it to me..."


......:why:----- :dwillhuh:

Then that's when it hit me. She wasn't the only school staff member doing shyt like this either.

All this happened 2015-16 school year too so not even a long time ago
Oh nah you are some model looking nikka then :wow: female school staff was NOT flirting with my little ass :skip: being small and young-looking doesn't help either

Edit: I'm much older than you lol
 

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I had a fine ass broad break up wit me because I used an umbrella in light drizzle cuz I didnt want to get my fro wet. she said I was conceited. :dwillhuh:

I had a fine bytch kick me out her spot because she asked me how much my jewels cost and I asked why did it matter. :manny:

I had bytches cheat on me so they could get the jump on me first before I cheat.
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I am a handsome guy, but not ruggedly handsome or fine. I am in that range where I am good enough to draw interest and get the invites but not good enough to where I wont get bushed with the quickness if they hint any forthcoming fukkery on my part. :mjlol:
 

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I had a fine ass broad break up wit me because I used an umbrella in light drizzle cuz I didnt want to get my fro wet. she said I was conceited. :dwillhuh:

I had a fine bytch kick me out her spot because she asked me how much my jewels cost and I asked why did it matter. :manny:

I had bytches cheat on me so they could get the jump on me first before I cheat.
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I am a handsome guy, but not ruggedly handsome or fine. I am in that range where I am good enough to draw interest and get the invites but not good enough to where I wont get bushed with the quickness if they hint any forthcoming fukkery on my part. :mjlol:

1. I HATE when bytches answer me back why does it matter, that mean them hoes guilty of some fukkery :pacspit:

2. :laff:
 

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Ugly gang we in here. All yall pretending yall part of team ugly but it turns out you got a wifey chick, a side chick, bad exes...etc etc.

i founded #TeamUgly

- get no love from hoes. Be the breh in college not eating at frat parties while your brehs getting head in the bathroom
- short
- no exes
- girls pretend i dont exist
- online dating profiles collecting dust
- friends usually are the ones chatting up and pulling hoes, i chat up hoes and they exit the convo asap
- escorts pretty much my only option.

:yeshrug: ive accepted it, not pretending to put on a front anymore. Can easily see myself being the 35 - 45 year old guy with no wife soon.

I try not to complain, because no one wants to hear it, or gives me useless advice like "just be confident". Nah fam - its not confidence. I can talk up anyone.

Its looks.

friends usually :mindblown: when they see i have no GF despite being in late 20s and decently established

I remember a breh being like "hoes easy fam, wtf you doing?" unaware he has a foot on me, is way better looking :mjlol: he was Genuinely confused that some dudes have it hard

You good looking / tall brehs dont know how good you have it. Stay eating out here, just remember some of us starving / going hungry.
There's somebody for everybody breh, real shyt
 

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Add in the fact women ..suprise suprise get shy around men too...makes shyt awkward sometimes because they don't know how to act.

shyt is the worst sometimes man. I don't even like to wear cutoffs anymore.
Don't forget Walking past a chick and she puts her head down and starts playing with her hair.
Then Women being scared to ask you shyt.

fam I was at a party me and my group linked up with these other group of broads, we all just talking and I see one of them is feeling me and keeps trying to slide into the convo. She type cute so I say a few things too her and we laugh and all that.

I decide Ima scout around and if nothing pulls through ima get the digits and she'll be my final option. My nikka when I tell you this bytch spent the remainder of the party following and staring at me, :merchant:.

Whenever I would speak to a girl she was right over my shoulder just :birdman:. Every single place that I went.
 
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