All my handsome brehs step in here

[WHIPPEDCream]

I often times try to appear like this cool laid back chick when I talk to attractive guys and try to say something cool but it usually ends up sounding stupid.

 

[WHIPPEDCream]

Ugly gang we in here. All yall pretending yall part of team ugly but it turns out you got a wifey chick, a side chick, bad exes...etc etc.

i founded #TeamUgly

- get no love from hoes. Be the breh in college not eating at frat parties while your brehs getting head in the bathroom
- short
- no exes
- girls pretend i dont exist
- online dating profiles collecting dust
- friends usually are the ones chatting up and pulling hoes, i chat up hoes and they exit the convo asap
- escorts pretty much my only option.

ive accepted it, not pretending to put on a front anymore. Can easily see myself being the 35 - 45 year old guy with no wife soon.

I try not to complain, because no one wants to hear it, or gives me useless advice like "just be confident". Nah fam - its not confidence. I can talk up anyone.

Its looks.

friends usually when they see i have no GF despite being in late 20s and decently established

I remember a breh being like "hoes easy fam, wtf you doing?" unaware he has a foot on me, is way better looking he was Genuinely confused that some dudes have it hard

You good looking / tall brehs dont know how good you have it. Stay eating out here, just remember some of us starving / going hungry.

What makes you so "ugly?"

 

[Chill]

It's fun.

Talking to women I find is much easier than talking to men though

 

[surv2syn]

wtf

it was college breh....we were 18-19.

Yep this is what I'm saying, women will automatically assume you are conceited and unfaithful. It's definitely a double-edged sword.

and actually, the chick that cheated on me, we were together for over a year and I never cheated on her when I had plenty of opportunities. in fact one of the girls I turned down I eventually wifed. so it was a good look to her on my part.

being handsome has its perks but its overrated as fukk. I been knowin ugly nikkas gettin fine broads since HS.

money or big dikk >>>>>>>>>>> good looks

 

[DCSpinerz]

I often times try to appear like this cool laid back chick when I talk to attractive guys and try to say something cool but it usually ends up sounding stupid.

You referring to white men right?

 

[Dilltastic VolWon(derful)]

At this thread somehow becoming a 6 foot, 6 cert, 6 figure Humblebrag thread

 

[全能の神]

At this thread somehow becoming a 6 foot, 6 cert, 6 figure Humblebrag thread

Heh

 

[Spotja]

Honestly, I never thought I was anything special. I always saw myself as ok, but there were always a good amount of girls who thought I looked good. I'd get some nice attention while out, but never thought much of it. Anyway, I guess you could say the opportunity to do things was there. Real talk tho: being a shy lil bytch is far worse than anything else. All of those so-called opportunities I had to make a good impression went down the drain because I usually never did anything. I'd usually be the nikka sitting in the corner watching everyone else have fun--and that led to me going home with my dikk in my hand when all was said and done.

Meanwhile, I'd see so many other dudes I guess you could consider "ugly" eating like it was nothing. Why? Because those nikkas knew how to be normal and didn't give a shyt about whether women considered them good looking or not. Once that mouthpiece got to work, those women would be calling the nikkas sexy and gorgeous because they already brought the girl into their world. It was a wrap after that. Me? The girl could think I'm sexy, but once I exposed myself by being a shy lame, I quickly changed into the "ugly" nikka.

So really, stop overthinking this stuff. This ugly gang or team ugly nonsense? Get rid of that shyt. It's stupid. Most of you nikkas probably aren't anywhere near as bad as you think you are. We're often our own toughest critics, so just be more at ease with yourself and focus on building from there. You put way too much time and thought into this stuff. Seriously.

Why you talking bout me?













But on the real though no lies on this post

 

[Silkk]

I think about suicide everyday

It should NEVER come to this fam

 

[Bledswole]

Don't really matter now days

Ugly nikkas gettin fine ass buns

I'm not ugly tho

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

what kind of ugly keeps getting ass. these women been flaking so much on me lately :wowjb:


be ugly, tall with a receding hairline and a broke grad student brehs

 

[Serious]

My brehs are lucky I'm a team player, was supposed to link up with some chicks to go to dinner tonight....

Right off gp, one of my brehs is talking about hooking up with some chick.

So she pulls up to our hangout spot and right off gp, she gives me that "interested" look, couldn't quit staring, smiling, and getting closer every time i spoke. I simply omitted myself from dinner because i knew i would have ended up fukking ol girl he was trying game......


Being good looking, in shape, making decent money is a cheat code

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

My brehs are lucky I'm a team player, was supposed to link up with some chicks to go to dinner tonight....

Right off gp, one of my brehs is talking about hooking up with some chick.

So she pulls up to our hangout spot and right off gp, she gives me that "interested" look, couldn't quit staring, smiling, and getting closer every time i spoke. I simply omitted myself from dinner because i knew i would have ended up fukking ol girl he was trying game......


Being good looking, in shape, making decent money is a cheat code

Had similar experiences

 

[BelieveBeOK]

Checking in


It's great

I love it

I can't imagine any other life

Right now, I feel like I'm at my optimal body fat percentage. My facial feautures are so damn chiseled, biceps defined, veins popping out all over the damn place


Met a chick from High School last night and she was on some, " Your face looks so sharp. When did this happen? "





*Patrice Evra voice* I love this game!

 

[UpAndComing]

I've been called adorable by 3 different women just this week, them giving me looks like they want to devour me. Love being handsome