Soccer is an awful sport, no grace, no beauty, no redeeming qualities, just flopping, hooliganism, hard lines, blistering lights, and crass commercialization all whipped up into a soupy concoction that has little coherence or value.
Basketball is an awful sport, no grace, no beauty, no redeeming qualities, just rippling muscles, brutality, hard lines, blistering lights, and crass commercialization all whipped up into a soupy concoction that has little coherence or value.
Baseball is an awful sport, no grace, no beauty, no redeeming qualities, just rippling muscles, steroids, hard lines, blistering lights, and crass commercialization all whipped up into a soupy concoction that has little coherence or value.
Hockey is an awful sport, no grace, no beauty, no redeeming qualities, just rippling muscles, plastic, brutality, hard lines, blistering lights, and crass commercialization all whipped up into a soupy concoction that has little coherence or value.