Amazon, knock it off.

[Double Burger With Cheese]

If y’all don’t get off Amazon nuts. This nice ass nikka is right. Amazon done for sure fell off in reliability in the last 2 years. I just canceled my account 2 weeks ago cause them fukk nikkas kept delivering my next day packages late. bytch ass nikkas selling all these dreams then don’t wanna stand on business. Then I had to order some shyt 2 days later and had my homegirl do it on her account cause I don’t have prime no more. fukk them nikkas tho

 

[MikelArteta]

i get everything next day for the most part

 

[Laidbackman]

My shyt be early

Yes I've gotten things early before too, but I'm not talking about the regular "Prime Two-Day Shipping. I'm talking about the items that say in special blue print, "Two Day Delivery". For example I just ordered a reusable pollen mask so I can mow the lawn before Tuesday. They told me if I placed my order within the next 12 hours, it would be here by Monday. That worked for me, because I won't be able to do it Tuesday, or possibly next week at all. But as soon as I placed my order, they moved my expected date down to Tuesday. The same thing happened recently, when they offered an item with a "One Day Delivery" promise. Then as soon as I placed my order, they posted a delivery date saying the 3rd, instead of the 1st like they promised before they took my money. These One or Two day delivery options don't come too often. When they do come, it's usually on a Friday or Saturday, when people can really use them, And when Amazon offers them, they usually mean it. This isn't like them. You'll probably see more disappointments by Amazon in the near future.

 

[Laidbackman]

Prime doesn't mean much anymore. They don't guarantee delivery anymore.

I know, but I wasn't talking about Prime. Read my post #18 above.

Anyway, I guess a lot of people don't understand "Two Day Shipping" don't mean "Two Day Delivery"

 

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

amazon be giving so much shyt away for free based on delivery issues.
i used to order this one specialty pastas in a multi-pack and they would fukk up and bring me just one pack and then end up letting me keep it while saying they gonna send me the multi. then of course the picker fukks up again and sends me one, so we do it again and again.
my friend ordered a small sofa, then when it arrived they told amazon it was missing an arm or some shyt (the arms was stored inside the couch cushion or some shyt like that so they probably didn't read the instructions to find it properly). Amazon told them to keep it and they sent them another one. they eventually find the arm to the first one, so they ended up with a 2for1

dont let it be some shyt from china. i order a nail polish and it didn't even come for like days after expected delivery so i cancelled it and got a refund. it comes like weeks later and they didn't even contact me for a return i still have it in the plastic, im so over it lol

 

[Money Be Green]

First world problems

 

[Ɀoᥱɣ]

My shyt be early

Same

 

[Laidbackman]

The really messed up when they discontinued the "return item without the box" option agreement they had with Kohl's.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Prime doesn't mean much anymore. They don't guarantee delivery anymore.

Lately, I've purchased things on Amazon to take advantage of the "Two-Day Delivery" option they advertise on certain items. Some of these items you really do need in two days, and no more. But as soon as you place your order, they give you an "Expected Date of Delivery" that stipulates one or more days later than the two day delivery they actually promised. Who is holding Amazon accountable for this false kind of advertising.

I never get deliveries in 2 days. Ever.

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

If u see "delivery by USPS".. cancel that shyt

 

[TEH]

Nah, fukk that! Why y'all MFS can't just be patient? You know how much y'all had my back hurting pushing them goddamn carts?!?

That's why we was tossing y'all orders like midgets off the trucks. Just bodyslammin shyt onto the conveyors.

Get your Certs up my brother

 

[Laidbackman]

I never get deliveries in 2 days. Ever.

I was getting items in as short as one day, when the "One Day Delivery" offer would advertise. But they tell you it has to be ordered within such and such hours. Usually that deadline be midnight. And they would come though with the promise, until the last two times I took one of those offers. The messed up part about it is, they changed the expected delivery date right after they take your money

 

[El Bombi]

I can't even complain, everything lately I've ordered from Amazon has shown up in 6-12 hrs from order time. Order something at 11pm, drivers calling at 7am next morning.

How do you get shyt 6 hours after ordering?

 

[It's been real]

Damn that sucks, I live next to a Amazon warehouse so I get the 1-day shipping 90% of them. Before prime I got 2 day reliably too. That shyt is clutch

 

[drederick tatum]

Man talking about disrupting the status quo by complaining online about getting his deliveries on the 3rd day instead of the 2nd, with free shipping. God damn it