Amber Rose says that men never approach her

[BlackAchilles]

i am actually a bit salty.

so i'm posted up supposed to go to a cousin's baby shower last weekend with my brother. We on the second floor of our condo and my balcony window has a view onto the street. I see girls walking past all the time and every now and then i see a girl so bad I say fukk it, grab shoes, run outside and approach shorty. I live in a nice area in Toronto so its gotten to the point where i cover my window to avoid distracting myself lol.

Anyways, I'm posted up and thats what happens. I see a curvy...CURVY girl in all black sun dress and some headwrap with them african/rasta colors. I stop my bro mid convo and say yo i'll be back!

I run the fukk out the crib and see her walking from a far. She stops to pet somebody's dog so I end up walking past her but i stop at a near by condo and act like i'm waiting for someone. She finally is walking towards me and I say excuse me. She stops and i walk to her and think "wtf...is this Tocarra?" She had sunglasses so i couldnt fully tell. I tell her i'm sorry to bother her but I was just wondering if I could introduce myself talk to her etc. She says sure, her name is "TJ" and I ask what I'm up to. Thats when i knew it was her. She says something about going to work or whatever. She asks if I'm selling anything or something and i tell her straight up i just thought she was beautiful and wanted to get to know her real quick. I ask if shes in a rush and she says yea so I said alright i'll walk with you for a bit then.

We chat a bit more and then I mention how i was waiting for a friend out that condo so Ill stop there but ask if i can get the number. She says cool and I get that. I message her saying to hit me up after work but she didnt respond. Thing is, my brother knows a friend of hers. My bros friend wanted to hook him up with her. He eventually came down stairs and saw tocarra walking around the area as well and was like damn lemme hit my friend up. Friend tried to hook them up...it worked (leaving me in the dust) but she was leaving Toronto that day "supposedly" so they could never link up.

If you dont believe me, check her tagged photos on IG. She was in Toronto recently for our Caribana festival

I'm salty She thick and spunky as a mothafukka. Just like on TV

Damn

Probably had you sounding like Dennis Green after




Highkey I thought she was even sexier before she lost weight

 

[Gold]

Hold that L bih

 

[Scuti]

@Asantehene jus play the long game...next time she in toronto pounce on it

 

[Slaimon Khan Shah]

Is she signed to Arbys? Amber's Rosed Beef.

 

[Marco Zen]

I would.

 

[boundlessglobe]

Is she approachable??? A lot of celebs roll in entourages (which is cool for your personal protection) but you can't expect a regular dude to come up to you if you're surrounded by 50-11 people.

 

[360dagod]

A bytch that is famous is always worth a hail mary...

I dont give a fukk if its oprah...

 

[Brolic Scholar]

bytch lookin like Bobby Hill these days.

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

fukk Amber Rose, this thread needs to be hi-jacked for Tocarra

@Asantehene how were the breast meats looking

 

[CodeKansas]

She probably smell like 8 gallons of Summer's Eve. I'd give her a wide berth, too.

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

this hoe is gonna die alone in her death bed thinking about the decisions she thought were right

 

[Ake1725]

Them cats looking at her like

 

[SheWantTheD]

She probably doesn't really get out the house outside of going to events, parties etc.

Plus she could come across as unapproachable.

But then there's the possibility that dudes ain't approaching like that cause they sliding into girls DMs.

 

[SheWantTheD]

Amber Rose is choosing on you and you approach her and say "I'm a big fan"?

If I gave no fukks best believe I'm shooting my shot

 

[Tetsuo]

bytch lookin like Bobby Hill these days.

She looks like a Terror Squad member in the face