Anal sex is so overrated

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Yeah... I don't do that shyt anymore... I was fukking with this chic on the regular and one time she just told me to put it in her ass. I had never done it before. I put it in but after a few strokes I put it back in the puss... Jump forward two days and my stomach is killing me. And... I notice stuff in the toilet when I pee. She said she was having pain too. I'm thinking, this nasty bytch burned me. We go to get tested. Turns out no std. But....... We had ECOLI! I got it from fukking her in the ass. The was some "debris" left in there. Needless to say that relationship didn't last long. Now my boys accuse me of fukking raw meat. Lol

So she didn't attempt to clean herself before doing it? :why::what::what:
 

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So she didn't attempt to clean herself before doing it? :why::what::what:
cleaning wasnt going to fix that. plus it was my first time. i honestly didnt know that i could go back in the puss after. it wasnt very good. thats why i dove back in.
 

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u can give a chic vaginosis by putting the dikk back in the p*ssy after having anal sex

Yeah... I don't do that shyt anymore... I was fukking with this chic on the regular and one time she just told me to put it in her ass. I had never done it before. I put it in but after a few strokes I put it back in the puss... Jump forward two days and my stomach is killing me. And... I notice stuff in the toilet when I pee. She said she was having pain too. I'm thinking, this nasty bytch burned me. We go to get tested. Turns out no std. But....... We had ECOLI! I got it from fukking her in the ass. The was some "debris" left in there. Needless to say that relationship didn't last long. Now my boys accuse me of fukking raw meat. Lol

:dead: Adult entertainment makes it seem so easy and carefree .... hah
 
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Yeah... I don't do that shyt anymore... I was fukking with this chic on the regular and one time she just told me to put it in her ass. I had never done it before. I put it in but after a few strokes I put it back in the puss... Jump forward two days and my stomach is killing me. And... I notice stuff in the toilet when I pee. She said she was having pain too. I'm thinking, this nasty bytch burned me. We go to get tested. Turns out no std. But....... We had ECOLI! I got it from fukking her in the ass. The was some "debris" left in there. Needless to say that relationship didn't last long. Now my boys accuse me of fukking raw meat. Lol
Yo wtf @DEAD7
 

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Yeah... I don't do that shyt anymore... I was fukking with this chic on the regular and one time she just told me to put it in her ass. I had never done it before. I put it in but after a few strokes I put it back in the puss... Jump forward two days and my stomach is killing me. And... I notice stuff in the toilet when I pee. She said she was having pain too. I'm thinking, this nasty bytch burned me. We go to get tested. Turns out no std. But....... We had ECOLI! I got it from fukking her in the ass. The was some "debris" left in there. Needless to say that relationship didn't last long. Now my boys accuse me of fukking raw meat. Lol

you went from the ass to the puss?

are you retarded?
 

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Was never into it that much,really got turned on by all those porn stars taking it up the chute looking:noah:not what it's cracked up to be though..p*ssy stilll:ohlawd:to me,can't go wrong with that
Even in porn you can tell those bytches are hurting :patrice:
You can see it in their eyes. They're all like ":mjcry: oooh yeah, oh yeah. keep doing that. :mjcry:"
It's downright creepy :whoa:
 
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fukking a bytch in the ass is strictly for bragging rights.

It doesnt feel better than the p*ssy then you got that whole variable with shyt everywhere, and your dikk going NOWHERE else after putting it in her butt.

I also find it very disrespectful to my dikk to allow someone to shyt on it:sitdown:
 
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@Tuaminator thinks anal sex is the path to happiness
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Anal is for guys that are sick of fukking their gf IMHOIMHO

Y'all know shyt comes out of there right? :patrice:

It's the worst idea ever:pacspit:

Anal sex is for homosexuals.

shyt comes out an ass daily tho...

Over rated and only good in Porn

People who engage in anal sex are :demonic:


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