Anal sex is so overrated

Hopeofmypeople

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So basically you two are the reason it wasn't good. She should've used an enema mulitple times. Not to mention you can't just lay there, you have to kegel your a$$hole. You can't just lay there like a log. The way you two did it, she could potentially cause her a$$hole to get loose too. Just how you contract p*ssy muscles during sex, you have to contract the muscles there as well.

Are you from Canada? I have seen that pic you have up on a sex site from some white bytch from Canada.
 

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Are you from Canada? I have seen that pic you have up on a sex site from some white bytch from Canada.
No I'm in the US. I'm not white and my pic must've been stolen. You were talking to a catfish. That's really creepy though. This pic isn't even a month old. lol
 

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Yeah... I don't do that shyt anymore... I was fukking with this chic on the regular and one time she just told me to put it in her ass. I had never done it before. I put it in but after a few strokes I put it back in the puss... Jump forward two days and my stomach is killing me. And... I notice stuff in the toilet when I pee. She said she was having pain too. I'm thinking, this nasty bytch burned me. We go to get tested. Turns out no std. But....... We had ECOLI! I got it from fukking her in the ass. The was some "debris" left in there. Needless to say that relationship didn't last long. Now my boys accuse me of fukking raw meat. Lol
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Yeah... I don't do that shyt anymore... I was fukking with this chic on the regular and one time she just told me to put it in her ass. I had never done it before. I put it in but after a few strokes I put it back in the puss... Jump forward two days and my stomach is killing me. And... I notice stuff in the toilet when I pee. She said she was having pain too. I'm thinking, this nasty bytch burned me. We go to get tested. Turns out no std. But....... We had ECOLI! I got it from fukking her in the ass. The was some "debris" left in there. Needless to say that relationship didn't last long. Now my boys accuse me of fukking raw meat. Lol



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EDIT: I agree with OP, Anal sex is overrated to fukkk! We've evolved passed this heinous back door act, in fact OP, edible ass pleasures is what's hot in these Coli skreetzzzz..... get yourself a nice booty, part them cheeks & feast........on faeces:mjcry:

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Yeah... I don't do that shyt anymore... I was fukking with this chic on the regular and one time she just told me to put it in her ass. I had never done it before. I put it in but after a few strokes I put it back in the puss... Jump forward two days and my stomach is killing me. And... I notice stuff in the toilet when I pee. She said she was having pain too. I'm thinking, this nasty bytch burned me. We go to get tested. Turns out no std. But....... We had ECOLI! I got it from fukking her in the ass. The was some "debris" left in there. Needless to say that relationship didn't last long. Now my boys accuse me of fukking raw meat. Lol
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